By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Dear Toppy, I have been wondering how to best contact you, knowing as I do that sending correspondence in the mail would cause confusion and delay because your mail train is currently in rehab for his habit of huffing and puffing crack. Since you cut the […]
By Ali of Run, Knit, Love Children on the West Coast have been virtually without The Odd Squad since July 15, as the Republican National Convention – and now the Democratic National Convention – have preempted regularly scheduled programming. “It was 4:58 and I had just settled my children down […]
By Jenny Razor Three-year-old Tyler Dailey had been suspecting something for the past year. He noticed that his mom would always prepare her food and drink after making his. That seemed a little off. “It was almost like she was hiding something from me.” This launched his year-long study involving […]
By E. R. Catalano of zoevstheuniverse.com Dayton, Ohio– On Tuesday evening, Karen Harper, 31, was getting undressed when she made a surprising discovery. In the crotch of her underwear she had vaginal discharge that looked a lot like the Virgin Mary. Ms. Harper quickly snapped a photo and posted it to Instagram […]
By Anne Gunn of annemgunn.wordpress.com Seattle, WA – A new parent, Lea Swanson, bought and received a lot of onesies for her 2-month-old daughter, Isabel. Several of these onesies sported identifying phrases like “Daddy’s little princess” and “I love grandma.” “At the time I thought they were cute and didn’t even […]
By Nikki Morris of Funny (For a Girl) After the Republican National Convention, the masses have appraised Melania Trump as an evil dipshit who thought she could get away with plagiarizing the same speech Michelle Obama made at the 2008 Democratic National Convention. But I think there is more to Melanoma […]
By Melissa Janisin of goodnessmadness.com Say I’ve had a hard day. I mean, I’ve almost always had a hard day, and that’s the truth. Things just never go my way, or even when they do go my way – well, if you look hard enough, you can see that every silver […]
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com and Melissa Janisin of goodnessmadness.com Friends, Romans, countrymen: lend me your ears. It has been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day, and I must set the record straight. It has come to my attention that I am being accused of plager… plagia… stealing words for the […]