By Elizabeth Argyropoulos of Bourgeois Alien When Michelle Obama Melania Trump first fell in love with Barack Obama Donald Trump, it was love dollar signs at first sight. She attended Princeton University Slovenian Devry graduating cum laude in 1985, dropping out in 1990 to model nude, going on to earn a degree from […]
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid SALEM, OR–Area toddler Sam Lee has been reunited with his mother, Whitney Lee, after spending 24 hours in a homeless camp beneath the Main Street Bridge. Sam, who has never been to a barber because his mom is too fucking precious about cutting his […]
By Julia Arnold of Frantic Mama “I…I didn’t think so much could happen in 10 minutes,” distraught mother, Donna Martin, informed police at her home at 10 am Friday. “All I wanted was a shower where people weren’t turning lights on and off and flushing the toilet. That’s all I […]
By Kari of My Questionable Life It was a typical Wednesday. Charlie’s wife Sara was volunteering in the library at their son’s elementary school, which meant Charlie would have the pleasure of spending the morning with his precious and always reasonable 3-year-old daughter, Pearl. Charlie had plans to feed his […]
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Durham, NC – Seemingly oblivious to the stares and hushed comments, local mother Ruby Grace was recently seen reading at the park while her children, Arlo and Eliza, played quietly nearby. The 35-year-old mother of two was the subject of much speculation as she sat with […]
Everybody knows a woman who has a C-section is just taking the easy way out of labor and childbirth. In fact, many go so far as to say she didn’t really give birth at all. If a woman can get pregnant, she can give birth naturally. It’s science. Women […]
By DW McKinney of Critically Unhinged Abbot, TX – The air is clogged with acrid, black smoke and frenzied shouts. Today, Roberta Williams, 37, is burning at the stake. As the crowd grows in number, bystanders eagerly weigh in on the spectacle and the life of a stay-at-home mother many thought of […]
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama A new study has found that people who live in a semi or fully conscious state are significantly more likely to develop chronic depression. [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] “This 3-year study found subjects who ‘watched the news,’ had ‘conversations with other human beings,’ and were […]