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By Elizabeth Argyropoulos of Bourgeois Alien

When Michelle Obama Melania Trump first fell in love with Barack  Obama Donald Trump, it was love dollar signs at first sight.

She attended  Princeton University  Slovenian Devry graduating cum laude in 1985, dropping out in 1990 to model nude, going on to earn a degree from Harvard Law School in 1988  marry Donald Trump in 2005 and live in a house with real gold wallpaper.

Following her graduation from Harvard marrying an old rich orange man, she worked at a Chicago law firm she went shopping and realized that being married to Barrack Donald would be a true team, her intellectual equal, the man that shared her beliefs in hard work and family get her more designer shoes and junk.

 Michelle Melania was born in Chicago Sevnica on January 17, 1964 April 26, 1970. By the sixth grade, Michelle Melania was taking classes in her school’s gifted program  caught copying other students’ essays. It was clear to all that Michelle Melania was destined for great things: a life filled with true cerebral curiosity and hard work designer dresses and Botox.

Michelle Obama Melania first caught the eye of a national audience while at her husband’s side when he delivered a high-profile speech at the Democratic National Convention in 2004 posing naked as fuck for British GQ in 2000. Barack Obama Donald Trump was blown away by his wife’s eloquence, intellect, and grace bodacious ta-tas and dat ass.

As the 44th first lady of the United States, Michelle Obama lady who rides an escalator next to a sentient orange, Melania Trump has focused her attention on issues such as the support of military families, helping working women balance career and family and encouraging national service tweeting about her summer home and her sophomoric love of fashion.

Both Michelle and Barack Obama Melania and Donald have stated that their personal priority is their two daughters, Malia and Sasha to make all the money…ALL THE MONEY, BITCHES.

Barack and Michele Donald and Melania are a true American success story like a crappy episode of a daytime soap opera circa 1985 and have been the pride of the world over  will bring about the dystopian future that will turn our earth into a Dante-like hellscape.

While it is true that Barack and Michele Donald and Melania can’t stay are not yet in the White House Orange House, many wish President Obama could stay a third term are concerned that as soon as Trump is in the White House he’ll tear it down to build a gold skyscraper called, “Trump Tower Washington DC: The Very Bigly House.”

No doubt, a major part of our 44th President’s  Donald Trump’s super bigly unbelievable success was due to our always elegant, deeply inspirational, and hardest working first lady: Michele Obama that fine ho, Melania Trump.


About the Author

Elizabeth Argyropoulos, also known as, “Bourgeois Alien” on Twitter and on her website by the same name, has always thought of herself as funny…but not funny, “ha ha” more of a, “ha ha, wow…that’s sad” kind of way. She has a degree in English Lit and studied improv at Second City in Chicago. While living in Chicago, she met, married, and moved to Greece for a almost a decade with her perfectly loud Greek husband. While in Greece, together they produced an even louder Greek-American son. They now all live in happily Florida, where they all fear they’ll be eaten by gators or man-size mosquitoes.