Without Kombucha, our lives would have been like all other boring millennials, focused on rising the corporate ladder, saving for retirement, and paying off the mortgage.
Author: Mock Mom
Should You Get the Vaccine or Trust the Guy Who Snorts WD-40 While Taking a Dump?
We are living in unprecedented times. There’s no question that Covid-19 has taken a toll on our mental, physical, and emotional health. The virus has shut down businesses, overtaxed healthcare workers, put a financial strain on small business owners, forced parents into the hell known as e-learning, and killed over […]
Spice It Up by Inviting a Pastor to Read Leviticus While You Make Love Through a Hole in a Sheet
Yet still, I couldn’t fight the beast that swelled inside me, so I did the right thing and married the man.
Is That a Banana in His Pocket or Does He Find Your Toddler-Booger-Laden Sweats Sexy?
Men are sexually attracted to their burnt-out, exasperated, at-the-end-of-their-proverbial-rope female partners now more than ever.
I Accidentally Left My Phone at Home and Survived (Barely)
I don’t think I could find my own literal asshole if not for the map app on my phone.
29 Replies You Can Copy/Paste To Save Time Being The Worst In Comment Sections
Lady Gaga once said that “social media is the toilet of the internet,” and we can’t think of a better way to describe the Wild Wild West that has become comment sections on social media platforms since 2020. Fueled by politics and very high (and unchecked) opinions of ourselves, sanctimommies and […]
The Sh*tastrophe That Is Online-Dating After You’ve Been Married
As I was going through these well-meaning but not-right-for-me dudes, I realized I have a set of criteria.
6 Ways to Stop Comparing Yourself to Other, Clearly Superior Moms
Comparing ourselves to others is a recipe for unhappiness, even if you are the best mom in the world.