Whatever your toddler is drinking probably isn’t so very dangerous and poison control is tired of hearing from you anyway.
Author: Mock Mom
I Just Found Out PTO Doesn’t Stand for Pretentious Tw*t Offensive, and I Am Shook
If you want to be more involved in your kids’ education, you might want to start reading those emails instead of immediately deleting them.
Minnesotans Soon to Have Hybrid Parenting Options
All Minnesota parents will be able to opt-in to virtual parenting options starting this month under emergency order.
Curious George Henceforth Known as “George” to Discourage Kids from Labeling
“George doesn’t have to be curious all the time. Maybe sometimes he’s Angry George, or Ambitious George, or Sad, Confused, and Tired George.
Not-So-Grimm Fairy Tale Reboots for Non-Misogynist, Non-Maltreating, Non-Child-Eating Households
Where the siblings stumble upon the gingerbread house of a witch… but she’s not a hungry cannibal
Toilet Paper Sales Plummet as Vaccine Rates Soar
“Cottonelle: We’re here to help you fulfill all your vandalism needs!” the ad proclaims. “Try our mega rolls for the ultra shenaniganning experience!”
Afternoon Delight: Florida Man Humps Olaf and Unicorn Plushies
A 20 year-old man in Florida has been arrested and ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation after sexually assaulting two plush toys in Florida Target
The Best Lipstick Shades That Say “I Used to Be Good At Blowies!”
That doesn’t mean that there’s not still a sexy spark deep within my epiglottis that longs for the good old days of dating and fellating.