By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama A new study has confirmed what many parents with Facebook accounts already know to be true: the Facebook Memories feature is causing parents to have more kids. The two-year study was initiated to try to figure out why any couple would purposely have more […]
By Andrew Knott of Explorations of Ambiguity Hello, ladies. Wonderful day today, isn’t it? The weather is almost as beautiful as your lovely faces. And you know what else is beautiful? The fact that I just had a baby girl yesterday. Well, my wife did, but I was there, too. Let me […]
By Anna Gracia of TheSnarkyReviewer.com “I’m sorry to hear your child won’t eat his vegetables. Have you tried putting them into a smoothie yet?” “You’ve tried roasting, steaming, baking, and turning every imaginable vegetable into a fry. You’ve even succumb to topping them with copious amounts of melted cheese like you […]
By Andrew Knott of Explorations of Ambiguity Hi, I’m a stay-at-home dad in a TV show or movie, and the thing I think about most is doing sex. Specifically, I’m worried that my wife doesn’t want to do sex with me anymore because instead of expressing my manliness by driving hard bargains […]
By Julie Burton of Bug Bytes I have a rage. I do, I’ll admit it. I would call the Devil himself to sit down with me to bargain how we can make Kansas State win a National Title, the Kansas City Chiefs win the Super Bowl and the Kansas City Royals […]
By Marlene Kern Fischer of Thoughts From Aisle Four A conference of forensic doctors from around the world, which convened in Munich, Germany, has concluded that guns actually do kill people. The conclusion was reached unanimously after only ten minutes of analysis and discussion. One doctor from Sweden said she did not […]
By Lola Lolita Greenville mom, Eve Obvio, always knew that her husband’s decision to leave his hatchet haphazardly laying on the shed floor, even though she asked him 4.7 trillion times to please put it away when he was done chopping wood (not that kind of wood; like, literal wood […]
By Melissa Avstreih The chairwoman of the Republican National Committee, Ronna McDaniel, blasted former first lady Michelle Obama on Thursday for her suggestion that Republicans are essentially “all men, all white.” Speaking to the Pennsylvania Conference for Women, the former first lady alleged that congressional Republicans are primarily white men. “What […]