Hey, Pinterest moms, I see your chore charts & homemade bread pics. But I have skills. Like wearing the same shirt 5 ways (because it’s all that’s clean.)
Author: Mandi Em
Just Some Tweets Reminding You Your Mom Bod Is Amazing
You are beautiful, wonderful, and your body did incredible things. Give yourself some props for that!
People Are Getting Matching Pedicures With Their Dogs. What A Time To Be Alive.
Sure, it sounds a little crazy, but people are going and getting their toenails done in matching colors with their doggos.
15 Hilariously Real Tweets About Beachtime Fun
Sure, it might be fun, but you’ll also probably leave with a whole lot of sand, a crying child, and a belly full of overpriced fries and regret.
Just 12 Sweaty Tweets About This Dang HEAT
It’s all fun and games until you open your door to the outside world and it feels like you’re getting slapped in the face with Satan’s ballsack.
19 Funny Tweets About How Gross Family Vehicles Are
Most of us with kids are driving around in nasty rolling containers full of God-knows-what. It’s one of the ties that binds us parents together. Solidarity!
This Viral Thread About Hormonal Tantrums Is Relatably HILARIOUS
The Facebook post went on to rack up thousands of comments and shares. The comment thread is funny enough to make you cry with laughter.
Just 14 Funny Tweets About Getting Your Self-Care On
Self-care is a bit of a struggle because the people who need it the most have time for it the least. That’s right, I’m looking at YOU, parents!