You’re not a regular parent, you’re like, a cool parent. Along with all the cool features. Like one hell of a sweary mouth.
Someone alert George Costanza — there’s a actual convertible nap desk. It’s real and it’s spectacular!
There was once a point in time where humans roamed the Earth, armed with ingenuity and fire, self-sufficient and able to nourish themselves with the fruits of their pursuits in the wild, whether they be hunted, fished, or grown in the Earth as Gaia intended. Now we have the grocery store. Our species has turned […]
Well, there’s no pussy footing around it. There’s a new sex toy in town and it’s something else. A company called Silicon Wives is selling a new sex toy – a realistic silicone foot with a vagina built into the ankle. Silicone Wives is a company that is mainly known for their super realistic sex […]
Spring has sprung, and so have your cupboard doors… must be from all that junk you’re holding onto that rightly belongs in the “JOY NOT SPARKED” pile. Looks like it’s time for spring cleaning! How spring cleaning is even a thing is completely beyond me. Cleaning in general never seems to fucking end, so when […]
Parenting is hard. There are the sleepless nights, the crushing responsibility, the cost, the heartache and the worry. Despite being an immensely important job that makes your heart feel full, parenting comes with many challenges. In fact, one might go so far as to say that pretty much everything is just harder once you’re a […]
Fears come a dime a dozen. For some folks it’s ghosts, and for others it’s the dark. But what about those real life things that make you cringe and shudder? The things that are just common enough to encounter in real life that threaten to slip into our nightmare reserves, making us fear things we […]
Lady Gaga is known for a lot of things. Born Stefani Germanotta, Lady Gaga is a singer, songwriter and actress who has been topping charts for years and most recently has received critical acclaim for her lead role in “A Star is Born.” Although predominantly a performer, she is also known for her advocacy work […]