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halloween

Watch Me Snort This Snowman Confetti

October 24, 2020 By Mock Mom

Joy and merriment drip down into my teeth as I scroll past your pathetic #happyfallyall pics.

Joy and merriment drip down into my teeth as I scroll past your pathetic #happyfallyall pics.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: Christmas, halloween, holiday cheer, holidays, satire, thanksgiving

School Holiday Parties Are as Dead as Democracy

October 20, 2020 By Sammiches Guest Writer

Typically, Mid-October means moms around the country are gearing up for a season of Pinterest-inspired holiday parties at school. But it’s 2020, and fun has been cancelled.

Typically, Mid-October means moms around the country are gearing up for a season of Pinterest-inspired holiday parties at school. But it’s 2020, and fun has been cancelled.

Filed Under: Life, Parenting Tagged With: covid restrictions, halloween, halloween candy, halloween party, in the classroom, pandemic humor, parenting humor

10 Haunting Tweets to Get You Through Spooky Season

October 16, 2020 By Mandi Em

Enjoy this time while it lasts, considering that the next few holidays are all about family togetherness, and there's truly nothing more bone-chilling or spine-tingling than that!

Enjoy this time while it lasts, considering that the next few holidays are all about family togetherness, and there’s truly nothing more bone-chilling or spine-tingling than that!

Filed Under: Humor, Life, SPM19, Tweets Tagged With: halloween, haunting, Scary, Spooktober, spooky season, tweets

10 Funny Tweets About How Halloween is F*cked This Year

October 8, 2020 By Mandi Em

And never forget the festive glory of stealing candy from your kids. It’s the one tradition we can keep, after all!

Filed Under: Entertainment, SPM19, Tweets Tagged With: 2020, coronavirus, covid-19, halloween, pandemic, pandemic humor, trick or treating, tweets

Hurts Donut Offers Clown Delivery Service To Scare The Sh*t Out Of Your Friends

September 26, 2019 By Heidi Hamm

You can both give thanks and be the dark lord of terror causing untold trauma and everlasting nightmares to the ones you claim to love.

Filed Under: Humor, News/Trending Tagged With: clowns, halloween, Scary

Are Teens Too Old to Trick-or-Treat?

October 26, 2016 By Kimberly Yavorski

Teenagers occupy a strange in-between world. They are no longer children, but they are not yet adults. They are quick to abandon “babylike” things, then almost as quick to regret that they have done so. It is during the teen years that many of us start to wonder why we ever wished so hard to […]

Filed Under: Life On the Other Side Tagged With: halloween, teens, trick or treat

How Modern Society Has Ruined Halloween

October 28, 2014 By Lola Lolita

I feel bad for my kids. I do. They’ll never know the intimacy of having a childhood birthday party wherein their parents don’t rent out an entire amusement park and invite anyone they’ve ever come in contact with in their entire lives or the simplicity of Mom not sending them to their school holiday parties […]

Filed Under: Life, Politics/Community Tagged With: halloween, halloween rules, halloween today vs. yesterday, modern halloween, ruining halloween

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