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32 Years Later, Billie Jean Is Still the Hero We All Need
32 years ago today, The Legend of Billie Jean premiered, and teenage girls across the country found a new hero. The movie’s premise was simple enough: underdog seeks justice. Or if you prefer the official movie tagline: “When you’re seventeen, people think they can do anything to you. Billie Jean […]
How Well Can You Identify Fake News? This Online Game Will Score Your Ability
“Fake news” is a term thrown about quite a lot lately thanks to our POTUS’s insistence that just about everything in the media he doesn’t like is fake. And while many times his claims are bogus, that doesn’t mean fake news isn’t infiltrating our news feeds on a daily basis. […]
Harry Potter Is Officially 20 Years Old and How Is That Even Possible?
By Heidi Hamm I wish I could blame it on some weird time/space continuum thing. Or that I have somehow been teleported far into the future. Or that the earth has been knocked off of its axis and time has suddenly sped up, and a day is now only 12 […]
Is a TV Network Capable of Sexual Assault? This Bachelor Fan Says Yes
Mondays are hard. That’s why millions of us tune into mindless shows like Bachelor in Paradise to wash away our Monday Blues. If you don’t know about Bachelor in Paradise, congratulations–you have lived a smut-free existence thus far. Allow me to enlighten you. Bachelor in Paradise (or BIP for short) […]
David Beckham Kisses Daughter on Lips and He Might As Well Have Murdered His Own Mother
This just in: David Beckham kissed his daughter on the lips and the internet is calling for his head. THE HORROR. According to Today, Beckham posed with daughter Harper, 5, for a show of fatherly affection and then uploaded the image to Instagram last Thursday with the caption, “Kiss for […]
We Have to Dance Even When the World Is Sh*t
By Liz Petrone of lizpetrone.com Times like this, I worry. I worry about you guys and about myself, too: the feelers of the world, the people who take this shit news storm (innocent people are dying senselessly, another musician is gone too soon, Trump is still president, men are wearing […]
’90s Kids Rejoice: Animaniacs Is Making A Comeback
Hellooooo, nurse! The horniest cartoon characters in TV history will soon be back on the small screen. Like pretty much every other show that had its hayday in the ’90s,  Animaniacs is primed for a comeback, thanks to Steven Spielberg’s production company, Amblin Entertainment. Older millennials will probably remember loving […]