If you’re a reluctant dieter or New-Year’s-resolution-maker looking for a reason to jump ship for a stretch, this is it. You can officially suspend your extreme health-consciousness for a bit, as Consumer Reports warns people to stay away from romaine lettuce for the time being after 58 people in the […]
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Oregonians Are Pissed About Having To Pump Their Own Gas And The Internet Can’t Even
If you’re a simple lady like me who doesn’t give a second thought to climbing out of her super sweet minivan to pump her own gas, you probably weren’t aware there’s a whole population of people living amongst us that takes serious issue with getting the job done themselves. As […]
This Is Not a Drill: Experts Estimate Chocolate Will Be Extinct in 40 Years
The debate over climate change rages on, but regardless of what the POTUS and other global warming deniers want to believe, the fact remains that rapid climate change is negatively impacting the earth’s crops. One of the most notable to suffer under our neglectful practices? Cacao, the plant required for […]
Brilliant Partyers Bypass Alcohol Ban By Building Own Island in International Waters
Have you ever been determined enough to let nothing — and I do mean NOTHING — stand in your way of a good time that you’d go so far as to build your own island just to ensure no man-made law could poop on your parade? That’s what a group […]
Twitter’s Best Responses to Trump’s Insanely Stupid Global Warming Tweet
At 1:01 am Friday morning, the president took to his favorite platform for confirming his stupidity and tweeted the dumbest shit to ever dumb about global warming: This shouldn’t surprise anyone. This clown’s dumbfuckery knows no bounds. I mean, he puts out so much bullshit, the news cycle can’t even […]
This Home Birth Story Proves Just How F**king Strong Moms Are
A mom from Columbus Grove, Ohio recently gave birth at home without assistance, proving one of the many reasons why moms are badass AF. A beautiful photo of Marissa Heckel holding her son immediately upon his grand entrance has gone viral since being shared on Facebook. If you’re thinking, why […]
Zales Is Selling a Penis-Shaped Safety Pin Pendant and Somehow Nobody Realized This Was a Bad Idea
If you’re stuck on a last-minute gift idea for that someone special, why not get her a diamond-encrusted, penis-shaped heart-shaped safety pin pendant that apparently nobody on the production team at Zales realized might be a bad idea? Even better? This one-of-a-kind critical error in judgment is on sale, down […]
It’s Official: The FCC Has Voted to Demolish Net Neutrality
Welp, it’s official. The FCC has voted to eliminate net neutrality, the 2015 provision preventing internet providers from slowing down, speeding up, or blocking service and/or charging customers more to access certain websites or perform certain actions online. According to TechCrunch, “The vote was 3 to 2 along party lines, […]