You don’t really need to give me many reasons to avoid going into my local Walmart. For starters, there’s the people. And then there’s the people. And … OK, really it’s just the people who have made online shopping my go-to. But not even that is safe anymore, as evidenced […]
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Study Links Hormonal Birth Control Use to Increased Suicide Risk
As if taking birth control weren’t troublesome enough — there’s the remembering to take it, the remembering to get it filled, the swollen boobs, the heightened mood swings, and the weight gain associated with some hormonal birth control brands — research published in The American Journal of Psychiatry has linked […]
An Intimate Annotation of Louis C.K.’s ‘Statement’
(CNN) Warning: This article contains language some may consider offensive. CNN is warning you of the word ‘dick.’ Not the reprehensible misunderstanding of the word ‘consent’ or the toxic arrogance of a serial abuser who’s been godded-up for his ‘brave vulnerability,’ which apparently was toxic. Louis C.K. issued a statement […]
An American Princess! Prince Harry Proposes to Meghan Markle
Prince Harry announced his engagement to American actress, Meghan Markle, today, and approximately 150 million people just squealed in unison with delight (I’m accounting for the female half of the American population). An American princes, you guys! It’s really happening! Markle is best known for her role in the hit TV show, […]
Hey Liberals, Stop Defending Al Franken
It’s not every day I manage to get both liberals and conservatives mad at me, and I hope this isn’t one of those, but I have something I’ve got to say, and I can’t hold it in anymore: Liberals, stop fucking defending Al Franken! Since Leann Tweeden’s accusation of Al […]
Holocaust Survivor Who Thought Entire Family Died in WWII Meets Nephew
Imagine thinking your entire family had perished under inhumane conditions during one of the most hellish periods of your life. Imagine having believed this for the last 75+ years. Then imagine learning one of your siblings had actually survived and had a son. This is precisely what happened to Eliahu Pietruszka […]
Navy Aviators Use Sky For Hilarious Abstract Penis Art
Lucy in the sky with a giant penis sky drawing? Navy Aviators make the ultimate dick drawing.
Al Franken Joins Sexual Predator Club and There Are Absolutely No Good Men
OK, so that’s not fair. There are plenty of good men out there, and I know this. But with each new report of sexual abuse — the latest being against Senator Al Franken — my faith in humanity and the goodness of mankind slips ever further down a rapidly fraying […]