Navy penis sky drawing
Humor News/Trending

Navy Aviators Use Sky For Hilarious Abstract Penis Art

Navy penis sky drawing
Source: KREM 2

Great Uranus’ ballsack. There are few things men love more than drawing a good peen.

Penis owners have been known to form an early obsession with their fruit and veg, and as Navy Aviators have recently demonstrated, penis pride only grows with age, and when given the opportunity, you take that whole “sky is the limit” shit literally.

https://twitter.com/adamrg/status/931388092149153792

Early this morning, residents of Okanogan County, WA, noticed something peculiar while gazing at the sky. A giant, floating dick. Contrails, short for condensation trails, left behind by planes when water in jet exhaust mixes with wet, cold air, is the medium some of the Navy’s finest chose to draw using the world’s biggest canvas.

While most found God’s low-hanging fruit hilarious, others were less than thrilled, including an Okanogan mother who is appalled by the fact that male genitalia exist. According to KREM 2, the mother reached out to complain about the sky drawings, saying she was “upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were.”

Because knowing such things as human anatomy and how their very existence came to be would be just the goddamned worst.

This bold NSFW stratospheric artistry oddly enough occurred AT work. The hilarious perps have been identified as Air Crew stationed at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island. In regards to the fine men in uniform behind the sky dickistry, the Navy has said:

The actions of this aircrew were wholly unacceptable and antithetical to Navy core values. We have grounded the aircrew and are conducting a thorough investigation – and we will hold those responsible accountable for their actions…The Navy apologizes to anyone who was offended by this unacceptable action.

It’s not like the people protecting our country and freedom should be allowed to blow off some steam. Methinks these fine servicemen should be applauded for their commitment to abstract art. I’m not even mad. I’m impressed. If Disney can get away with dick castles, I think a disappearing tribute to a penis standing at attention should be allowed just this once.

The Federal Aviation Administration has said that since the sky writing did not pose a safety risk, there was nothing it could do about it, and that the FAA “cannot police morality.”

I think the Navy’s new motto should be: “Join us. You can draw dicks in the sky.” Recruitment offices would have lines around the block.