We all know getting professional family photos is a real pain in the rear. From selecting coordinating (and not clashing) outfits to bribing everyone to sit still for one damn second and smile to choosing a photographer, it’s enough hassle to make a person abandon the whole thing (trust me, […]
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Penis Whitening Is Now a Thing and Headed to a Plastic Surgeon Near You
Because men can’t stop obsessing about the junk between their legs, penis whitening is now a thing. If he who is born with a penis is willing to travel to Lelux Hospital in Bangkok—the joke is not lost on me either—spend $650 and subject said thing to five laser treatments, […]
Want a Discounted Crib? Ikea’s Got You, But You Have to Pee on a Print Ad First
If you’re pregnant or have been pregnant, you know the mission to find discounted baby wares is intense. How in the world such a tiny person can cost so much money is beyond me, but babies do wreak havoc on the bank account. Ikea is here to help by offering […]
Meghan Markle Deletes Social Media, Makes Us Wish ‘Someone Else’ Would Follow Suit
I love me some social media. I use it every day to connect with friends, to entertain myself, and to work on articles like this one. But, in the grand scheme of things, my personal social media influence is slim to none. Simply put: I’m a nobody. Now, I don’t […]
Spider Exacts Revenge On Man Who Set It On Fire
An unnamed man in Redding, California attempted to kill a Wolf Spider by lighting it on fire on Sunday. It didn’t go well. Most people who discover a spider in their homes resort to squishing it with paper towel, or stomping it with a shoe, or whacking it with a […]
Sarah Silverman Shows Her True Colors on Twitter and We Should ALL Follow Her Lead
The Hollywood elite often get labeled as out of touch, pretentious, and full of themselves. But quite often, they show their true colors in unexpected acts of kindness. And then we remember they are human beings, just like us. Sarah Silverman is known as a crass, inappropriate comedian who knows […]
#StableGenius Is Trending on Twitter in Case You Need to Laugh Before You Cry
Oops, he did it again. And again. And again and again and again and this is our world now, folks. A world where the POTUS tweets things far too immature for even the most juvenile 8th grader to entertain over and over and over until we’re left with two choices: […]
Dear Logan Paul: I Challenge You
By Kate Shelby of australianmum.com Dear Logan Paul, I have a son who aspires to be confident and outgoing, just like you. Through the filter of YouTube, you easily paint the picture of a guy who gets to spend his life being a loud, obnoxious douchebag—with no repercussions. For any teen preparing […]