By Elizabeth Argyropoulos of Bourgeois Alien Rainn Nikolaev of Austin, Texas sits comfortably in her green-built, Frank Lloyd Wright-inspired home, surrounded by her five children, ages 4-18, all in various stages of breastfeeding. Her oldest son, Rue (named after the family ancestral home in Ruse, Bulgaria) is preparing to attend college in […]
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Neglected Sitcom Baby Tells All
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Hi there. You may remember me as Emma from Friends, daughter of Ross and Rachel. Way before people broadcast the birth of their children on Facebook or Snapchat, you gathered in your living room to watch me come into the world. Oh no, she did not […]
An Invitation To Finn’s Birthday Saturnalia
By Elizabeth Argyropoulos of Bourgeois Alien It’s that time of year again: Finn’s Birthday Saturnalia. For those of you who asked for the recipe for my hummus birthday cake from last year, it’s included at the end. In lieu of presents, we request you memorize a Gaelic folk song and perform the […]
Woman Kicked Out of Trump Rally After Gun Revealed to be Yoga Mat
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Durham, NC – Local mother and yoga enthusiast Ruby Grace was escorted out of a weekend Trump rally after the gun she was carrying was revealed to be a yoga mat. Authorities were alerted by Sharon Stiles, who says her aunt participates in yoga. “I knew […]
National State of Emergency Declared as Justin Bieber Quits Instagram
By Kristina Johnson of thatmommylady.com President Obama addressed the nation from the Oval Office on Tuesday in an attempt to calm the country’s rising panic over Justin Bieber’s departure from Instagram. “My administration is focusing all available resources on bringing Justin’s Insta back. We have the FBI, CIA, DoD, and MTV […]
A Trump Voter’s Milestones: What to Expect Those First 1-6 Months
By Elizabeth Argyropoulos of Bourgeois Alien What to expect from your adorable little Trump supporter during the first 1-6 months! Time supporting Trump: 1 Month Achieved skills (most Trump supporters can do) Lifts head, but only out of spite Responds to sounds, particularly to Lee Greenwood’s “Proud to be an American” Poops […]
Woman Posts Natural Selfies to Raise Awareness for Ginger Acceptance
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid NORWICH, UK — A local woman posted two makeup-free/natural hair selfies this morning to raise awareness for ginger acceptance. Crystal Lowery, from Mulbarton, says society pressures red-haired people to fit into its skin tone norms. “Social media is rampant with expensive skincare products advertising […]
Wife of Local TV Weather Personality Wins Award
By Rhiannon Giles The Associated Press reported Tuesday that the wife of moderately popular local TV weather personality, Stormy Waters, has won a certificate. Waters, known for his outlandish costumes depicting the day’s weather, has been with WSTR News 14 since late 2015 and is a one-time nominee for a […]