By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Satirists all over the nation are faced with skyrocketing unemployment rates as their articles have begun to write themselves. Have you ever wondered what happened to those funny but dysfunctional girls you knew in high school? According to satirical biographer Toni Quartz, many became satire writers. […]
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New App Created To Help Kids Place Snack Orders At Home
By Mia Carella of (this) mom with a blog Last week, momtrepreneur Kristy Smith launched a new cell phone and tablet app for children. The app, based on the “swipe” design of other popular apps, is called Feed Me Now. “My kids are always hungry and asking for food and […]
Today Declared “Eat Your F**king Dinner” Day
By Erin Williams WASHINGTON D.C. – Hailing it as “a turning point for toddlers everywhere,” National Baby Specialist Donna Faber from the Washington Institute for Nation’s Eaters (or WINE) declared today National Eat Your Fucking Dinner Day. [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] “I have an 18-month-old at home,” she told reporters while scratching […]
An Exclusive Interview with a Former Bachelor Contestant
By Nikki Morris of Funny (For a Girl) The Bachelor. It’s America’s guilty pleasure. Every Monday night my friends and I gather for a little viewing party to drink wine and make fun of the contestants because we are catty dirtbags. Whatever. It’s not like those girls are real people, right? […]
Just Some of the Things Crooked Hillary Is Responsible For. Sad!
By MockMom Contributors She accessed State Department emails from a private server. Over 30,000 of those emails were deleted. We know she had something to do with Benghazi but we’re not exactly sure what. Her husband was unfaithful. Her pantsuits are all the same, and they’re awful. We probably don’t […]
Woman Goes for Leisurely Stroll for No Reason, Community Suspicious
By Lisa Carmody Doiron of Momologues Kara Freeman is known for her odd, sometimes eccentric way of life. But Saturday morning she really turned heads when she woke up, put on her sneakers, and went for a stroll just for the hell of it. [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] “I have nowhere to […]
Mrs. Bill Clinton Nominated for Husband’s Old Job
By Andrew S. Delfino History was made in Philadelphia when Bill Clinton was given the chance to become the first First Gentleman in United States history. His wife, Mrs. Bill Clinton, accepted the nomination of the Democratic Party to follow in her husband’s footsteps and be the Democratic presidential nominee, […]
A Warning Letter to Sir Topham from Man in the Yellow Hat
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Dear Toppy, I have been wondering how to best contact you, knowing as I do that sending correspondence in the mail would cause confusion and delay because your mail train is currently in rehab for his habit of huffing and puffing crack. Since you cut the […]