By Valerie Glover of The Snarkicist Working mother of two, Thora Tarian, was recently sentenced to 10-15 years in prison for forced labor of minors. About three months ago, neighbor Kelly Inturprit dropped by the Tarian house to return a bag of sugar. When Tarian opened the door, Miss Inturprit […]
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I’m Not A Troll If She Actually Is Fat
By Melissa Janisin of goodnessmadness.com I mean, I had to tell her she was fat. Because obviously she didn’t know. Posting photos of herself in that bikini like she was just some regular person, right? So I’m all like, dude, might want to rethink the outfit. And she’s all like, fuck you, […]
Fashion Dos and Don’ts for Women Over 50 Wearing Full Kevlar Body Armor and Running for POTUS
By Tiffany Midge Your days driving him wild in the bedroom might be over, but that doesn’t mean you have to completely give up. Running for POTUS doesn’t mean you have to dress like Margaret Thatcher. Your dowager hump isn’t that noticeable! The public might say that you’ve mastered the […]
New iPhone Will Replace What’s Left of Your Real-Life Friends
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Apple has officially announced the iPhone 7 and 7 Plus. The new iPhone features a dual camera system, stereo speakers, water resistance, and is expected to help customers lose real-life friends even faster than previous models. The iPhone 7 does not have a headphone […]
Makeup Tips and Tricks to Pretend You’re Not Gross
By Serena of Mommy Cusses Hey, ladies! Are you a tired mom who doesn’t have a lot of time in the morning to put on makeup? I feel you. That’s why I’ve come up with this super simple mommy makeup tutorial. Let’s take off all our makeup from yesterday because […]
Mother Agrees to Playdate Against Better Judgment
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Durham, NC — A distraught local mother has barricaded herself in the bathroom of a nearby Chuck E. Cheese for over an hour. Authorities were alerted to the most recent disappearance of Ruby Grace when she refused to exit the third stall from the left. “I […]
Other Things Trump Is Going to Force Mexico to Do
By Kristina Johnson of thatmommylady.com and Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid You already know that Donald Trump is going to build a wall across the border with Mexico — and that he’s going to force Mexico to pay for it. But his plans for our southern neighbor don’t stop there. Here’s what else is […]
8-Year-Old Minecraft Expert Not Impressed with Newb’s Build
By Elizabeth Argyropoulos of Bourgeois Alien Josh Singleton from Carbondale, Pennsylvania is not impressed with his friend Carl’s Minecraft builds. Josh didn’t look at me during the interview, but from what I could tell from the back of his head while he played, he was not messing around. I asked him if […]