By Tessa A. Adams of familyfootnote.com “Saying you weren’t born yesterday shames newborns,” said the Surgeon General of the United States. We’ve all done it, perhaps half consciously, without feeling. When someone patronizes us in the heat of the moment, we let the insensitive phrase out of our mouths, ignoring those […]
By Chrissy Howe of Full Metal Mommy Breaking news out of Washington: Donald Trump made more waves today when he signed an executive order decreeing that the moon may not rise until it’s full. Press Secretary Sean Spicer released the information and quoted the president: “Nobody likes a moon that […]
By Carole Rosenblat of Drop Me Anywhere On January 20th the Trump family did what many Americans dream of—moving from apartment living to a house. While they may actually be renters — after all, it’s the People’s House — they will be allotted a budget in order to redecorate and […]
By Sam Palmer of Modern Day Hippie Dealing with a tantruming toddler is as high on my list of favorite things to do as my Pap smear is. Not a good time. At all. Due to the unpredictable nature of these feisty little people it’s not always easy to avoid a flailing […]
“I wish I could say that I did it for the medal and the self-satisfaction, but it was actually more about the hours of alone time,” said Hillary Simpson, who completed a course of swimming, biking, and running along with others in Ironman Wisconsin. While finishing an Ironman Triathlon […]
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com I saw a tweet about some chick named Marie Kondo? Condo? I like condos, own a few of them myself. Kondo doesn’t sound Mexican. Aren’t all the housekeepers Mexican? I’m not racist. I’m just saying. Someone tell her to change her name. The tweet was about […]
By Marisa Svalstedt A local toddler is up in arms over the meals her supposedly “loving” mother provides for her on a daily basis. According to the distraught child, the most recent incident occurred when her mother asked what she’d like for lunch. The toddler, whom we will call Emma for […]
By Janine Annett of www.janineannett.com Dear Sophie, I heard parents are complaining you’re full of mold , but I’ll always love you. You first came into my life during my baby shower. You were tres jolie, and I loved your French background. “The bebe will be delighted with you,” I thought to myself. […]