By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama In case you missed it last Friday, here is the full transcript of Trump’s inaugural address: “We, the citizens of America, are now joined in a yuge national effort to rebuild this piece of shit country and to restore its promise for old, white people. […]
By Page Barnes of yourmomsguidetolife.com Ashley Turner of Lexington, Kentucky doesn’t get much free time. When she is not at the office, she is at home wrangling the needs of her rambunctious toddler twins, 5-year-old daughter, and her wife, Sarah. “It’s exhausting!” says Ashley. “So when I get a few free […]
By Amber Leventry of Family Rhetoric Early each year, companies show off their new and innovative kid and baby products at expos all over the country. Britax, Munchkin, and Mattel are just some of the top brands trying to make parents’ lives easier while simultaneously making a large profit and vying […]
By Abby Byrd of Little Miss Perfect A creative agency in Toronto has found a way to cheer up the United States: by launching a morale-boosting sex campaign. After the success of its social media campaign “Let’s Tell America It’s Great,” The Maple Leaf Collective polled their southern neighbors to […]
By Anna Gracia of TheSnarkyReviewer.com Here’s an exhaustive list of things that Obama is responsible for: Racism Nonexistent climate change Aggressive Republican gerrymandering The Iraq War Founding ISIS (literally) The tyranny of peaceful protests Beyonce’s Formation video The fact that it’s not 1950 anymore Manufacturing jobs loss due to automation by […]
I know better than to believe everything I read on the internet; unless it is shared on Facebook by that opinionated mom who always seems to end up at every mom-and-tot class with me. You know the one: her kids are named Kale and Chard and she is very […]
By Abby Byrd of Little Miss Perfect Lena Dunham, creator and star of the inexplicably-critically-acclaimed HBO series Girls, has tweeted that she plans to abandon wearing clothes entirely. Hailed as “a female Woody Allen,” Dunham, 30, has spent the last four years forcing her pasty, naked body on viewers in the name […]
By Gail Hoffer-Loibl of Maybe I’ll Shower Today No monkey business here. The Man with the Yellow hat, as he is affectionately called by his adorable pet monkey, George, will be doling out the roses on the upcoming season of ‘The Bachelor.’ The news was announced by ABC during a press event […]