A recent study by the Society for Gender Studies reveals that mothers of boys are more disgusting than non-mothers or mothers of girls. “There’s a big gender disparity,” says Dr. Gerald Plotz, head researcher with the SGS. Of the moms surveyed, 70% of boy moms were found to be […]
By Jessica Ziegler, Co-creator of Science of Parenthood In order to fulfill her son’s long-held dream of operating a food truck, 42-year-old Donna Barry from Douglas County, Colorado recently gave up her six-figure salary as a Marketing Executive to devote herself full time to making that dream come true. Exclusively serving […]
By Melanie Madamba of The NotsoSuperMom This past week a source at TLC leaked information regarding an upcoming episode of their hugely popular show, Hoarders. The youngest person ever to be featured on Hoarders is a 4-year-old from South Central Pennsylvania named Valerie Parker. Her mother contacted the show after realizing that […]
A local mother of four reportedly doesn’t give a shit about the opinions of various people who do not, in fact, have any say in what she does to her body. It came to our attention when her father-in-law brusquely commented, “People use tattoos to hide their insecurities.” [adsanity […]
By Jennifer Scharf 1. Hang a quinoa Christmas wreath on your door to welcome dysfunctional family members. 2. Trim the tree with quinoabread men! They’re gluten-free. 3. Bedazzle the house with quinoa-filled mason jar votives and quinoa-scented tea lights. 4. Break out the quinoa vodka—perfect for a long night of drinking […]
A preternaturally articulate toddler, who requested he be identified only as “Thor” has revealed the answer to an age-old research question of child development experts: Why do toddlers scream when placed on the laps of elderly relatives? “It’s a bloody terrifying glimpse of the future,” stated Thor, who recently […]
By Samantha Rodman of Dr. Psych Mom Are you sick of feeling guilty about your excessive smartphone use or letting your kids play on their own (or not play on their own, depending on the social norms of your zip code)? Don’t worry, there’s a new proxy variable in town. Now, your […]
By Morgan Starr of Rookie Mommy Raising Boys If you’re in the vicinity of a pregnant woman and are having a hard time coming up with conversation, here are 10 great conversation starters. 1. You’re huge. Are you sure you’re not having twins? If a woman’s belly looks larger than you think […]