It’s recently been brought to my attention that I apologize too often and for this I’m truly sorry. Now that I’ve taken some time to reflect on my behavior, I can see where apologizing at least a dozen times a day might be excessive. The constant apologizing is mostly subconscious, […]
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Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Ninja…Parent?
Don’t even waste your energy on complaining about the mess, as this will only throw off your concentration.
Forget Helicopter Parenting: 12 New Machine-Based Parenting Styles
Withhold affection from your child, then one day begin to say the words, “I love you,” but never
let the word “love” fall from your lips.
Are You Attending a PTA Meeting or Watching a Reality TV Competition Show?
Whether it’s during the final episode or budget discussions, a “shocking surprise twist” is likely.
FAQs About The Vampire In Your Child’s Preschool Class
We are thrilled to welcome Lilliana, our school’s first vampire student, to our Turning Fours classroom!
Protect The Environment by Using Paper Bags to Transport Gasoline
While it’s important to applaud hoarding precious items during a crisis, we also need to be mindful of the world around us.
How To Avoid Other Parents At The Playground
You went through all of that trouble just to have a potential 30-minute break while your kid finds someone else to play with.
My Coworkers Are Too Young to Get My ’80s References So Excuse Me While I Walk Into the Sea
So naturally, I now have no choice but to walk into the ocean to embrace my fate as an old sea hag.