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Toddler Socks Are From Hell

January 15, 2021 By Sammiches Guest Writer

Who decided on the system for toddler socks? Are they evil? Do they want us to suffer? Because none of it makes sense, and moms need things to make sense.

Who decided on sizes for toddler socks? Are they evil? Do they want us to suffer? Because the sizes make zero sense and moms need things to make sense.

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: buying socks, clothing, frustration, Parenting, sizing charts

Generation Wimpy Kid: How Parents Are Failing Their Children

January 10, 2021 By Topher P

We've gone so far in the other direction that our children are going to grow up naïve and soft.

We’ve gone so far in the other direction that our children are going to grow up naïve and soft.

Filed Under: Parenting Tagged With: growing up, Parenting, social issues, wimpy kids

Apology To My Teenage Daughter Who Shares A Bathroom With Her Brother

January 5, 2021 By Sammiches Guest Writer

Dear daughter, don't worry. Your private bath suite will arrive when your brother leaves for college. And we expect it to be pristine always, as you'll be the only one using it.

Dear daughter, don’t worry. Your private bath suite arrives when your brother leaves for college. And it should be pristine, always, as you’ll be its only user.

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: bathroom, brothers, customer service, humor, letter of apology, Parenting, siblings

12 More Hilarious Tweets About the “Magic” of Holiday Decorating

December 11, 2020 By Mandi Em

In that sense, it's a noble endeavor, and makes all the crap somewhat worthwhile.

In that sense, it’s a noble endeavor, and makes all the crap somewhat worthwhile.

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting, SPM19, Tweets Tagged With: Family, festive, holidays, Parenting, tweets

Beware the Toddler Craft

December 10, 2020 By Sammiches Guest Writer

The toddler craft will invade your home and take over every room. If you judge me for throwing 1/2 of it away, maybe I can send some to you?

The toddler craft will creep into your home and eventually take over every room. If you judge me for throwing 1/2 of it away, how about I send it to you?

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: crafts, humor, Parenting, poem, toddler

How to Punish Your Parents for Choosing The Distance Learning Option

November 25, 2020 By Mock Mom

Write so large that only one word fits on your entire worksheet, making your parent clench their fist tightly.

Write so large that only one word fits on your entire worksheet, making your parent clench their fist tightly.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: covid-19, distance learning, homeschool, pademic, Parenting, parenting humor

Stop Calling Me Bruh and Other Things I Tell My Fortnite-Obsessed Kid

November 13, 2020 By Sammiches Guest Writer

If you have a Fortnite-obsessed kid, chances are they call you "bruh", beg for V-Bucks to buy skins, and talk about snipers 24/7.

If you have a Fortnite-obsessed kid, you’ve probably heard them call you “bruh”, beg you for V-Bucks so they can get new “skins”, and talk about snipers 24/7.

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: Fortnite, gamer kids, gaming, humor, online games, Parenting

How to Write a Work Email from Home

November 6, 2020 By Sammiches Guest Writer

Working from home when you have toddlers and annoying dogs is super fun! AND EASY! Take this email, for example.

Working from home is super easy when you also have toddlers and babies and an annoying dog. This email is an example. Super. Fun.

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: children, email, humor, Parenting, remote work, working from home, writing an email

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