Who decided on sizes for toddler socks? Are they evil? Do they want us to suffer? Because the sizes make zero sense and moms need things to make sense.
We’ve gone so far in the other direction that our children are going to grow up naïve and soft.
Dear daughter, don’t worry. Your private bath suite arrives when your brother leaves for college. And it should be pristine, always, as you’ll be its only user.
In that sense, it’s a noble endeavor, and makes all the crap somewhat worthwhile.
The toddler craft will creep into your home and eventually take over every room. If you judge me for throwing 1/2 of it away, how about I send it to you?
Write so large that only one word fits on your entire worksheet, making your parent clench their fist tightly.
If you have a Fortnite-obsessed kid, you’ve probably heard them call you “bruh”, beg you for V-Bucks so they can get new “skins”, and talk about snipers 24/7.
Working from home is super easy when you also have toddlers and babies and an annoying dog. This email is an example. Super. Fun.