How many organs have they eaten today? Were they meat or pianos? Are your pianos vegan?
“Before you do anything with your child, stop and ask yourself, ‘Did I read the online advice first?’”
Luckily, we all can recognize that this time of year is a shitshow. An expensive, joyous, and sparkling shitshow.
Motherhood is a wild ride and helps turn us into badass women with hearts of gold.
Everyone could use a laugh after Halloween while they’re wrangling their kids off the ceiling all hopped up on Jolly Ranchers and mini Twix bars.
You DESERVE that candy you’re totally going to steal from your kids. Y’all deserve nice things too.
A survey found that 78% of American parents steal their kids’ candy, and 28% actually eat more of it than their kids do.
So if your kid is violent AF, there’s no need to worry. Sometimes it just be like that.