How many organs have they eaten today? Were they meat or pianos? Are your pianos vegan?
Parenting
Mom Credits Parent Newsletter for “Serious Wake-Up Call”
“Before you do anything with your child, stop and ask yourself, ‘Did I read the online advice first?’”
18 Christmas Memes to Get You into the Holiday Spirit
Luckily, we all can recognize that this time of year is a shitshow. An expensive, joyous, and sparkling shitshow.
13 Memes About The Things We Exchange For Parenthood
Motherhood is a wild ride and helps turn us into badass women with hearts of gold.
20 of the Funniest Tweets from Parents in October
Everyone could use a laugh after Halloween while they’re wrangling their kids off the ceiling all hopped up on Jolly Ranchers and mini Twix bars.
17 Funny Tweets About Halloween Candy
You DESERVE that candy you’re totally going to steal from your kids. Y’all deserve nice things too.
Most Obvious Survey Ever Shows That Parents Eat Their Kids’ Halloween Candy
A survey found that 78% of American parents steal their kids’ candy, and 28% actually eat more of it than their kids do.
13 Funny Tweets That Show How Vicious Kids Can Be
So if your kid is violent AF, there’s no need to worry. Sometimes it just be like that.