When I came home with my other babies, I had help and lots of hands to hold the baby. This time, because of COVID, I was on my own with 3 tiny humans.
Tag: Parenting
Toddler Socks Are From Hell
Who decided on sizes for toddler socks? Are they evil? Do they want us to suffer? Because the sizes make zero sense and moms need things to make sense.
Generation Wimpy Kid: How Parents Are Failing Their Children
We’ve gone so far in the other direction that our children are going to grow up naïve and soft.
Apology To My Teen Daughter Who Shares A Bathroom With Her Brother
Dear daughter, don’t worry. Your private bath suite arrives when your brother leaves for college. And it should be pristine, always, as you’ll be its only user.
Hilarious Tweets About the “Magic” of Holiday Decorating
In that sense, it’s a noble endeavor, and makes all the crap somewhat worthwhile.
Beware the Toddler Craft
The toddler craft will creep into your home and eventually take over every room. If you judge me for throwing 1/2 of it away, how about I send it to you?
How to Punish Your Parents for Choosing The Distance Learning Option
Write so large that only one word fits on your entire worksheet, making your parent clench their fist tightly.
Stop Calling Me Bruh and Other Things I Tell My Fortnite-Obsessed Kid
If you have a Fortnite-obsessed kid, you’ve probably heard them call you “bruh”, beg you for V-Bucks so they can get new “skins”, and talk about snipers 24/7.