I won’t miss being so exhausted by the planning and preparing for an outing that I don’t even want to attend.
Tag: motherhood
An Adult Report Card from the School of Life
What would a report card from The School of Life look like for me?
Motherhood: Women Existing as Isolated Villagers
We are told about the village, and we live close to one another. Yet so many of us moms are still incredibly lonely.
10 Mom-Life Illustrators You Should Definitely be Following on Instagram
These illustrators make us feel visible in a world full of “Pinterest mom” advertisements and articles about how we’re probably doing it all wrong.
I’m Taking a Break from Motherhood (And You Should Too)
I like to apply the same principles to kids as I do to poker: always have a pair and a spare.
TV Network Rejects Ads Containing “Graphic Period Language”
“We’d hate to suggest that talking openly and honestly about the female body is somehow acceptable.”
Do You REALLY Love Your Children?
How many organs have they eaten today? Were they meat or pianos? Are your pianos vegan?
Career Aptitude Test Confirms Mother’s Fate as Professional Butt Wiper
“I can actually put my English degree to good use. Like, by wiping my kid’s butt with it.”