These illustrators make us feel visible in a world full of “Pinterest mom” advertisements and articles about how we’re probably doing it all wrong.
I like to apply the same principles to kids as I do to poker: always have a pair and a spare.
“We’d hate to suggest that talking openly and honestly about the female body is somehow acceptable.”
How many organs have they eaten today? Were they meat or pianos? Are your pianos vegan?
“I can actually put my English degree to good use. Like, by wiping my kid’s butt with it.”
Keep this helpless little thing alive while teetering on the brink of death and insanity due to lack of sleep. Good luck and godspeed!
“Before you do anything with your child, stop and ask yourself, ‘Did I read the online advice first?’”
Who knew Brad Pitt’s body of work so aligned with my life? Now if only he could make movies called “Why Is This Wet?” and “My Best Friend, Chocolate.”