By Alexie Flook of Always Alexie My son Hudson started walking when he was eight months old, and since then he’s escalated quickly from a bitty baby to a full-blown troublesome toddler. I’ve hesitated calling him a toddler because he’s only just turning one, but then I realized that being […]
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The 10 Commandments of Toddlers
By Cassie Hilt of Chronicles of Motherhood If you’ve lived through the toddler years, you know it’s no stroll through the park. Living with toddlers is like getting a sharp stick in the eye and a bikini wax at the same time. Toddlers are good at what they do, despite […]
5 Reasons Why a Toddler Should Run for President
By Katie Wadland Now, I’m not saying they’d pull us out of debt or bring about world peace. I’m just saying toddlers have some traits that could make for a pretty impressive leader. Here are my top five reasons I think a toddler might just be the right choice for […]
20 Reasons I am Jealous of My Toddler
By Nicole Hardy of She Emerges Last December my youngest daughter turned three, and I thought it would be a hallelujah moment. It was the end of the terrible twos, and let me tell you, they were terrible. But three somehow seemed worse. She became more defiant and pushed boundaries […]
Toddler Mistaken for Hobo After Mother Was Too F**king Precious About His First Haircut
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid SALEM, OR–Area toddler Sam Lee has been reunited with his mother, Whitney Lee, after spending 24 hours in a homeless camp beneath the Main Street Bridge. Sam, who has never been to a barber because his mom is too fucking precious about cutting his […]
5 Times My Toddler Accidentally Insulted Me
By Kelsey Scholz of WhoPoopedTheTub.com Just the other day, my daughter told me that my panties were “so big and beautiful, like a princess!” I was unsure which Disney classic features princesses in large parachute style panties, so I tried to focus on the “beautiful” and ignore the “big.” Considering the […]
Toddler Uses Manners in Public, Given Key to the City
By Rachel of Full Motherhood While out having a family meal at the local Applebee’s, 2-year-old Samuel Morton said both “please” and “thank you” to the server who delivered his french fries. Locals in the restaurant overheard and quickly news spread of the toddler’s good deeds. “This kind of contribution […]
If You Give a Toddler a Sippy Cup: A Parenting Parody
By Sarah Caughron of Sisterhood of the Training Pants After reading If You Give a Mouse a Cookie by Numer off for the 17 millionth time, I became inspired to write a parody about life with my toddler. Enjoy. If you give a toddler a sippy cup, chances are, it will […]