By Isa Down I witnessed an act of toddler brilliance at Target the other day. (That’s Tarzhé to you lay folk out there.) This was the tantrum du jour and was no half-hearted whine fest in the Barbie section. If you bundled the brilliant willpower and grace of Malala Yousafzai […]
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Bed Sharing with a Toddler Is a Lot Like Fight Club
The first rule of Bed Sharing is you do not talk about bed sharing. The second rule of Bed Sharing is you DO NOT talk about bed sharing. Hopefully, for one brief shining moment, you were able to close your blood-shot eyes and imagine a shirtless Brad Pitt. Actually, if […]
Toddler’s Controversial Speech Creates Pandemonium at Local Playground
By Lauren Lodder of Mommy Owl Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I am standing here today, binky in hand, to discuss some very important issues directly impacting every kid on this playground. [Pauses for applause.] Thank you. Thank you. The fact is this: All of these mommies and daddies […]
A Day in the Life of Your Toddler
By Carmen Beauchesne of Funny Girls Problems and How to Solve Them From morning until night, life in a toddler regime can be difficult. My almost 3-year-old is a monster right now, you guys. A holy terror that is breaking toys, all my earthly possessions, and most notably, my spirit. But […]
The Loss of an “On-Demand” Movie: The 5 Toddler Stages of Grief
By Barrie Bismark of Daily Dump: Life is a Shit Show When you have a toddler and their favorite On Demand movie has been removed from the “free” list, the pain is real. They can go from adorable, funny, and sweet to a possessed spawn of Satan as soon as they realize the movie is […]
How to Diffuse Your Toddler’s Tantrum in 8 Easy Steps
By Sam Palmer of Modern Day Hippie Dealing with a tantruming toddler is as high on my list of favorite things to do as my Pap smear is. Not a good time. At all. Due to the unpredictable nature of these feisty little people it’s not always easy to avoid a flailing […]
Toddler Deeply Offended by Mother Who Makes Exactly What She Asked For
By Marisa Svalstedt A local toddler is up in arms over the meals her supposedly “loving” mother provides for her on a daily basis. According to the distraught child, the most recent incident occurred when her mother asked what she’d like for lunch. The toddler, whom we will call Emma for […]
15 Ways To Piss Off A Toddler
By Cassie Hilt of The Chronicles of Motherhood If you have dealt with a toddler before, you know they can be fun and quirky little people. And by ‘fun’ and ‘quirky,’ I mean unpredictable little a-holes. Don’t get me wrong, they’re cute and everything, but don’t let them fool you. […]