You went through all of that trouble just to have a potential 30-minute break while your kid finds someone else to play with.
My Coworkers Are Too Young to Get My ’80s References So Excuse Me While I Walk Into the Sea
So naturally, I now have no choice but to walk into the ocean to embrace my fate as an old sea hag.
Useless Sh*t I Learned in High School and Important Sh*t I Didn’t
We need to create a school system which addresses 21st century issues and can help our kids get ready for the world after high school graduation.
Millennial Mom Apologizes for Not Being a Fuggin’ Oracle
This letter will turn into a novel if I list all my missed opportunities in my twenties and thirties to refine my skills in forecasting the future.
Epic “Josh Fight” Gives the World Some Much-Needed Levity
Great game to all the Joshes, and a very special congrats to the man of the hour, Little Ultimate Josh!
I’m Not Gonna Miss This
I won’t miss being so exhausted by the planning and preparing for an outing that I don’t even want to attend.
Guided Meditation For Parents Who Want To Be Chill, But Are Actually Ticking Timebombs
Whatever your toddler is drinking probably isn’t so very dangerous and poison control is tired of hearing from you anyway.
Sure, We Could Have a Serious Conversation About Racial Disparity, But Let’s Tell Jokes Instead
Start a GoFundMe based on your grown children sob story and raise enough dough to take a trip to Aspen.