Turns out the woman had been camping out in the woods alone by choice since November, living off moss, grass, and river water.
I’d Like You To Meet My Boyfriend, Anxiety
What it’s like to have an intimate relationship with anxiety, the abusive partner who never asked you to go steady.
Condom Sales Increase with Vaccination Efforts
According to CNN Business, condom sales have been surging as people get ready to sow their vaccinated wild oats.
How To Avoid Other Parents At The Playground
You went through all of that trouble just to have a potential 30-minute break while your kid finds someone else to play with.
My Coworkers Are Too Young to Get My ’80s References So Excuse Me While I Walk Into the Sea
So naturally, I now have no choice but to walk into the ocean to embrace my fate as an old sea hag.
Useless Sh*t I Learned in High School and Important Sh*t I Didn’t
We need to create a school system which addresses 21st century issues and can help our kids get ready for the world after high school graduation.
Millennial Mom Apologizes for Not Being a Fuggin’ Oracle
This letter will turn into a novel if I list all my missed opportunities in my twenties and thirties to refine my skills in forecasting the future.
Epic “Josh Fight” Gives the World Some Much-Needed Levity
Great game to all the Joshes, and a very special congrats to the man of the hour, Little Ultimate Josh!