I won’t miss being so exhausted by the planning and preparing for an outing that I don’t even want to attend.
Whatever your toddler is drinking probably isn’t so very dangerous and poison control is tired of hearing from you anyway.
Start a GoFundMe based on your grown children sob story and raise enough dough to take a trip to Aspen.
This extremely rare condition is called superfetation, and has only been recorded a handful of times EVER.
To all the mamas who didn’t get to have a normal childhood and do better for their own kids.
Every mom’s train of thought while listening to their kid talk about video games.
Even if you feel that you haven’t done the best job, you get the sweetest tips in kisses, hugs, and smiles.
Lord knows we could use a little ingenuity when it comes to fighting climate change, even if it does mean mulching yaself.