Dublin, OH– 3-year-old Liam Scanti recently flew with his parents from Newark International Airport to Columbus International to visit family in Ohio, but he was so quiet that most passengers didn’t even realize he was on board. “There was a toddler on this plane?” businessman Bret Harold said with […]
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7 Ways Your Toddler Is Like a Kardashian
By Bella Gilani of Mama Not Dumber Feeling a little left out of all the attention the new Kardashian baby is getting while the apple of your eye is ignored by most of the world? Worry not. Your toddler may have more in common with a Kardashian than you think. […]
Toddler Who Refuses To Sit on Aging Relative’s Lap Terrified of What He Might Become
A preternaturally articulate toddler, who requested he be identified only as “Thor” has revealed the answer to an age-old research question of child development experts: Why do toddlers scream when placed on the laps of elderly relatives? “It’s a bloody terrifying glimpse of the future,” stated Thor, who recently […]
Fantasy vs Reality of Holidays with Toddlers
Ahhh, the holidays! This is my favorite time of the year. Everyone’s so generous and joyful (well, unless you’re upset about a red cup), and there’s just a warm and happy feeling in the air. That is, unless you have toddlers… If you have toddlers, you know this time of […]
Toddler Has Need That is Not Life Threateningly Urgent
By Jill Morgenstern of Do Try This At Home Toddler Isabel Sutton stunned her family friends and neighbors late Tuesday afternoon by issuing a request that she did not deem life threateningly urgent. The demand for juice and crackers came at 4:36 p.m. at only 64 decibels and was totally devoid […]
9 Reasons I Seriously Miss Having a Toddler (Yes, You Read That Right!)
By Mary McLaurine of The Heart of Sassy Lassie 1. The Make-Up Hug After the exhausting temper tantrum of epic proportion begins to wane and the flailing arms and rubber-legged portion of the battle subsides, it finally arrives—that moment of inevitable collapse. It is then the bleary, tear-stained face of […]
5 Bullsh*t Ways To Get Your Toddler To Sleep Longer
By Samantha Wassel of Between The Monkey Bars My boys have some sort of twisted, personal vendetta against the joy that is sleep, and I don’t know how to rid them of it. It started a few weeks ago when daylight savings time took effect, i.e. screwed parents everywhere over. […]
Driving With Toddlers Found Similar To Riding In A Car Full Of Bats
By Jill Morgenstern of Do Try This at Home A decade-long study done by the National Institute of Parenting Science at Cordan University has yielded surprising results: driving a car containing a toddler has proven to be most similar to driving a car full of bats. The discovery was published recently in […]