Some nights, after the kids go to bed, my husband begins a big conversation about something that happened at work (he’s a CPA–yawn). I truly love him and these moments we can talk without a three-year-old screaming that she has to poop or a one-year-old crying because she just got […]
Hey, second child! Welcome to the fam! When I had your older sister, I obsessed about every little thing. I constantly stared at the clock to know, down to the exact minute, when she should eat next, sleep, and eat once again. Did she just pee? Let me hurry up […]
The other day at the library, I was complaining to another mom about how tired I was. “It’s crazy! Even if I get a full night’s sleep, I’m still exhausted!” I told her. “Maybe try smoothies in the morning? I drink those every day for breakfast, and I don’t even […]
Ahhh, the holidays! This is my favorite time of the year. Everyone’s so generous and joyful (well, unless you’re upset about a red cup), and there’s just a warm and happy feeling in the air. That is, unless you have toddlers… If you have toddlers, you know this time of […]
The other night while getting ready for bed, I yelled to my husband, “Look at this! What the fuck is this!? Oh my god, I have hair sprouting from my big toes!!!” “It’s just hair.” “BUT FROM MY TOES!?” The older I get, the hairier I’m getting! Last week, while […]