By Kristina Johnson of thatmommylady.com Two days after walking several bags of trash 30 feet from his house to the curb, Pittsburgh man Kent McInerney is still congratulating himself on a job well done. “I don’t want to brag or anything, but I’m no slacker on the homefront,” McInerney said. “Even […]
By Lisa Carmody Doiron of Momologues After 43 years of holding it in, Gwyneth Paltrow finally pooped. “I don’t like to call it ‘pooping,’” stated Paltrow. “I prefer something gentler, like ‘conscious unstooling.’” [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] “I used to think conscious unstooling was just for regular people and assholes…you know, those […]
By Jennifer Philp “I’m so sorry,” she said, her eyes lingering a moment too long on my stomach. “Things like this happen for a reason.” I caught her gaze while announcing, perhaps a bit loudly, “That’s fine! I’m fine! It’s okay!” She turned to fill her coffee cup and left the […]
By Elizabeth Argyropoulos of Bourgeois Alien Rainn Nikolaev of Austin, Texas sits comfortably in her green-built, Frank Lloyd Wright-inspired home, surrounded by her five children, ages 4-18, all in various stages of breastfeeding. Her oldest son, Rue (named after the family ancestral home in Ruse, Bulgaria) is preparing to attend college in […]
By Erin Williams WASHINGTON D.C. – Hailing it as “a turning point for toddlers everywhere,” National Baby Specialist Donna Faber from the Washington Institute for Nation’s Eaters (or WINE) declared today National Eat Your Fucking Dinner Day. [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] “I have an 18-month-old at home,” she told reporters while scratching […]
By Lisa Carmody Doiron of Momologues Kara Freeman is known for her odd, sometimes eccentric way of life. But Saturday morning she really turned heads when she woke up, put on her sneakers, and went for a stroll just for the hell of it. [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] “I have nowhere to […]
By Andrea Rosas Howe of The Howe To Blog I was chatting with the other moms about summer plans. Our family’s plans included little more than long, lazy days at the beach and some ballet lessons. “What else?” one mom asked expectantly. [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] “That’s it,” I responded, garnering a […]
By Nicole Hardy of She Emerges The beginning of summer went something like this for me: It’s summer, and I couldn’t be happier! I may even be happier than my children. Like attempting to do a cartwheel even though I’m wearing a leg cast because I can’t control myself happy. […]