By Lisa Carmody Doiron of Momologues

Kara Freeman is known for her odd, sometimes eccentric way of life. But Saturday morning she really turned heads when she woke up, put on her sneakers, and went for a stroll just for the hell of it.

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“I have nowhere to go…nothing to do,” stated a happy-go-lucky Freeman. “I’m just out for a leisurely stroll with my dog.”

But her suspicious neighbors aren’t buying it.

“I thought for sure she was trying to capture a creature,” stated Pokémon Go enthusiast Iris Burns. “Then I remembered Ms. Freeman doesn’t have a cell phone, not even an old-fashioned iPhone 5.”

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“Going for a walk for no reason is so 2015,” chirped Norma Lea Petty. “Like, hello? It’s time to create yourself an avatar and join augmented reality.”

Assuring her neighbors she is perfectly happy with her diminished reality, Freeman carried on her way. As for Burns and Petty, they refuse to accept Freeman does not want to join Pokémania. Instead they’ve convinced themselves Freeman is actually a real Pokémon who has come to inhabit the earth. They contacted local police over their concern. Police say they’ll check out the situation because, just like everybody else, they gotta catch ‘em all!

A version of this post was first published on Momologues.

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About the Author

Lisa lives in PEI, Canada with her husband and two boys. She blogs regularly at Momologues and is a regular contributor to G! Magazine. Her stories have been featured on Blunt Moms, Mom Babble, Sammiches and Psych Meds, Mamalode and Scary Mommy. When she’s not writing, Lisa teaches music at a local public school. Check her out on Facebook: Momologues or on Twitter:@elsiekarmadi. To read more of her stories, you can find her blog at: elsiekarmadi.wordpress.com.