You will think this is the most important day of your kid’s life. But you will learn that day comes later when you finally pay off their college tuition fifty years after, right before you die.
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Bull Testicle Beer Exists and Apparently It’s Tasty AF
Are you feeling ballsy? Would you be up for a bull testicle brew?
22 Hilarious Tweets About Going to the Doctor
I hope you like Good Housekeeping magazines from 1996. Because you’re going to be bored AF and that will be the only thing you have available to read.
Trump’s 2020 Campaign Strategy May Include Building a Giant Wall Around Pete Buttigieg
It seems that Pete Buttigieg is driving President Donald Trump up the wall. Or, rather, driving him to build another one.
I Debate Online Not for the Bigot’s Benefit, But for the Silent Observers
If I don’t speak out, if I don’t counter the nonsense spewed by the never-changers, their voices will be the only ones heard by the silent observers.
Chill Out, It’s Just a Parking Spot
Nasty notes and snide comments can ruin a person. Dramatic? No. You never know what someone is dealing with at any given moment.
New Support Group for Good Sleep Sufferers
They call themselves the RPAPs — Resting Peacefully Anonymous People. Each of the members smell of lavender oil and contentment.
Study Finds Pregnant Women Exhibit Same Peak Performance as Athletes
A new study found that pregnant women, like extreme athletes, push the body to the peak of human endurance.