Do you know a rugged manly man who likes to drink beer?
Is he potentially the manliest man who ever did man, and enjoys drinking interesting yeasty brews and bragging about them to his friends?
Do you know a solid, take-charge man with a jawline like a mountain cliffside who enjoys trying new things and taking the bull by its horns?
Perhaps you know a woman who loves beer and adventure. A woman who is down for anythang, who will try anything once and lives for enjoying all of life’s flavors?
Well, good news. A Denver brewery called Wynkoop Brewing Company has created a ballsy new brew called Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout. Literally ballsy. As in testicles. It’s made out of balls.
The Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout features the fine flavor of 25 pounds of “freshly spiced and roasted bull testicles.” Which is apparently a thing that people actually eat in Colorado, so there’s your ‘learn something new’ for the day.
The brew also contains hops and malts and sea salt, but snooze, that’s boring news next to all deez nuts.
It’s sold in 2 packs (LOL) and contains an alcohol content of 7.5 percent. So I guess you could say it might get you drunk as balls *rimshot*.
The whole thing originally started off as an April Fool’s day prank video, but fans of the brewery actually got really excited, so the company decided to go for it. It was clearly a good move since it’s now one of the brewery’s signature brews.
According to Craftbeer.com, it’s described as follows:
Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout is an assertive, viscous stout with a rich brown/black color, a luscious mouthfeel and deep flavors of chocolate, espresso and nuts. The beer sports a savory, umami-like note and a roasty dry finish.
Well, if that doesn’t whet your whistle, then I don’t know what will!
What do you think? Are you feeling ballsy? Would you be up for a bull testicle brew?