By Colin Bennett of Holy Sh*t I’m A Dad Aw yeah, girl, it’s going down tonight. You’ve had a hard day at work, and I’m gonna treat you right. I got everything ready for you – I put all the old coffee mugs in the sink, I put the trash cans […]
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The F Word
By Bethany Monticelli There is something to be said about friendships. How they change us, complete us, fulfill us, ruin us, heal us, gut us. There is something magical about how people can come into our lives by chance and change us forever. There is something tragic about how sometimes […]
A Love Letter to All Stepdads (and Especially My Husband)
By Kate Chapman of This Life in Progress I see you, you know. I see you watching my sixteen-year-old son, waiting for the right time to offer your help. He’s at our kitchen table, hands woven through his curly hair, struggling with an advanced math problem that would be easy […]
What My Husband Isn’t Getting for Father’s Day
By Jennifer Weedon Palazzo of MomCaveTV Once again, Father’s Day has completely snuck up on me. Yeah, yeah, I know it comes the second Sunday in June every year. But see, I’m too busy being a MOTHER to have time to remember such things. So, I scramble yet again to […]
Is a TV Network Capable of Sexual Assault? This Bachelor Fan Says Yes
Mondays are hard. That’s why millions of us tune into mindless shows like Bachelor in Paradise to wash away our Monday Blues. If you don’t know about Bachelor in Paradise, congratulations–you have lived a smut-free existence thus far. Allow me to enlighten you. Bachelor in Paradise (or BIP for short) […]
26 Hilarious Memes That Perfectly Capture the Pleasure and Pain of Married Life
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a whole bunch of stuff nobody could have prepared you for in a million years. Ahh, married life. When you make a commitment to spend the rest of your life with the same person, you’re not thinking about improperly hung or completely […]
If I Could Save Time in a B-Cup
By Katey Johnson of The Mother Octopus My freshman year in college, I wrote an essay about boobs for an English class. My mom’s boobs and my best friend’s boobs actually, because they were at opposite ends of the boob spectrum. Twenty-two years later, I’m starting to really put the ma’am […]
White Jesus Joins Mormon Couple’s Engagement Photos and the Internet Comments Are Everything
Kelsy Barrett of Utah owns Lightweave Photography, a Mormon company specializing in photographing White Jesus as a prop in family portraits. I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest Lightweave could have given Jesus a light weave to make him more believable (and be-weavable–sorry, I couldn’t help myself). […]