First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a whole bunch of stuff nobody could have prepared you for in a million years.
Ahh, married life.
When you make a commitment to spend the rest of your life with the same person, you’re not thinking about improperly hung or completely absent toilet paper rolls, never-ending laundry piles, and misplaced toothpaste caps. Instead, you’re thinking about the luster of the here and the now, baby!
It’s like someone presented you with a contract, and rather than read all that boring fine print, you just saw the shiny new thing on which you were about to take out a lifetime loan and signed on the dotted line.
And it’s a good thing, too.
Had you actually read the fine print, it’s possible you never would have gotten hitched at all. Because the truth about marriage, especially when it includes kids, is it’s no cake walk. You have to work at that shit, and hard.
In the end, it’s totally worth it. I mean, I wouldn’t trade my husband for a million bucks or even a 4-hour, uninterrupted nap (crazy, I know!). But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t have its valleys to accompany those peaks.
And that’s why what these funny comedians, who so perfectly put the struggles of married life into hilarious words, have to say is so relatable.
Have a laugh about the trials of marriage and relationships, click on the images to follow these people on social media for more, and then be sure to give your partner a big, fat smooch on the lips. Because you may find yourselves in a garbage pit of emotions once in a while, but at least you’re dumpster diving together.
But hey, true love is worth every last bit of it. Even the empty toilet paper rolls.