In NYC and Los Angeles, cities where people have more money than common sense, dudes are having Botox treatments on their ballsacks. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen: Scrotox is happening. I stumbled across the unorthodox manscaping practice in this Cosmo article. Here’s the gist: Weird pricks are getting weird pricks in […]
Sex and Relationships
Oh, My Vulva, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?
By Kathryn Leehane of Foxy Wine Pocket I’ve been good to my female parts all of my life. I go to the doctor regularly and keep a tidy house. I’ve been in a monogamous relationship for over twenty years, and my lady garden has not received many visitors—either foreign or domestic. And […]
My Concerns as a Satirist About Trump
Like most people, I have some concerns now that Donald Trump has been elected to our nation’s highest office. I’m worried that a man with no prior experience in government might not be able to properly run our country. He lost around a billion dollars in the 1990’s and the […]
Man’s Chicken Nugget Proposal Goes Viral Because ‘Murrica
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Valentine’s day engagements are common, but for one couple, it was extra sweet…’n sour. Kristian Helton proposed to girlfriend Karsyn Long by tucking the ring inside a nugget and that nugget inside a box that read, “Will you McMarry Me??” Since Karsyn’s favorite food is […]
18 Hilarious Tweets About the Awkwardness of Dating
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Marriage isn’t always easy. But sometimes, when things get tough, I like to keep things in perspective by reminding myself that dating was so much worse. In the age of smartphones, dating apps, and nudes, I think it’s safe to assume dating has gotten […]
Burger King Offers Adult-Themed Happy (Ending) Meal and We Have SO Many Thoughts and Questions
Burger King recently offered a very special adult-themed “happy” meal for Valentine’s Day. The meal was only available for the holiday, only for adults 18 years and older, and only after 6 pm. The contents? Two Whoppers, two bags of fries, and two beers. Oh, and one “adult toy.” I […]
Even Dating Websites Are Getting Political In Trump’s America
My husband has many amazing qualities, but the one I find myself appreciating more and more lately is that he did not vote for Donald Trump. We share many of the same values, which include not being racist, xenophobic, homophobic, or sexist. I’m so glad I found him back in those […]
Age Appropriate
By Israela Margalit “If he’s too young for me, then he’s too young for you, Mom.” That’s my daughter’s point of view, marked by the darker timbre of “Mom,” which emphasizes her admonition. “Do I really need to say it? Isn’t it self-evident? Common-sensical?” Can I say that she’s wrong? Who’s […]