Family vacations sound great in theory. But then there’s the packing, and the complaining, and the actual traveling, and the complaining, and the spending money on overpriced amenities, and the complaining, and the incessant nagging from children, and the complaining, and the need for a vacation after your vacation once it’s all over. And did […]
It’s gonna be rough, but we can do it, razor.
If you’re a parent, the fact that maintaining a sense of fashion — not to mention basic hygiene — is difficult should be no surprise to you. If you’re not a parent but are considering becoming one, it’s only fair that you know what you’re in for. I used to get dressed up and put […]
I have 3 boys. And as much as I used to think I also wanted a daughter, I couldn’t be happier with my raging bundle of testosterone. Plus, I’ve realized I just don’t think I have it in me to raise a girl. Trust me. I have 2 nieces, and I can confidently say that […]
When I was a kid, I used to think my parents purposely set out to ruin my life. From their demands that I do such awful things as clean my room to their insistence that I take a bath and dress as though I weren’t raised in a barn to go places, there was no doubt in […]
Bedtime. Next to the sleeplessness of those first few months after bringing home a newborn, bedtime is quite possibly one of a parent’s greatest challenges and nightmares. Just when you think you’ve finally gotten the kids wrangled, changed, washed, and brushed for bed, they pull out some ninja-level aversion tactics to delay sleepy time for […]
You know that feeling you get on Sunday night? The down-right horror that accompanies the knowledge that Monday — and a week of certain hell — awaits you? Yeah. It’s kind of like this.
You know those days when you think there is no way you can take one more hit from life? Yeah. I’ve had one of those days. CORRECTION. I’ve had one of those weeks. Here’s a video anthem for anyone else who’s ever had a bad day. Get out the liquor, mix up a fancy concoction, […]