It’s the most wonderful time of the year. The delicious aromas emanating from the kitchen, the beautiful lights and decorations, the classic photos of children having code red meltdowns on Santa’s lap. What’s not to love?
If you’re anything like me, the holidays come complete with warm and fuzzy feelings and several well-placed f-bombs when you realize all the hard work you’ve done to make everyone else’s season magical has gone largely unnoticed. It’s like people think the sorcery just happens. Never mind that you’ve been slaving over a hot stove for 5 weeks straight, battling large crowds for the last piece of crap toy your kids just have to have, and keeping the peace when Great Uncle Wilbur thinks dinnertime is the right moment to start an all-out war about politics.
But it’s OK. It’s all going to be OK. Because the internet’s most hilarious people are here to make you laugh right into that fruit cake your neighbor left on your doorstep with a note to “spread the joy” to 5 other unsuspecting victims in your cul-de-sac.
Take a break from addressing those greeting cards you spent a small fortune on so you could send all your friends and relatives proof that you’d have better luck conjuring the dead than you do getting your family to smile nicely and pretend to like each other and enjoy a laugh on us. And be sure to click the images so you can follow these funny people on social media for more. We both know you’re going to need it.
Happy holidays, everyone! May the fire be cozy and the booze be at least 100 proof.