The time is upon us. We have survived another year (pardon me if that seems presumptuous, but if you are reading this I am going to make assumptions about your vital signs.) As a reward for the hard work you have done all year in getting your child to school, […]
Humor
Giving Crappy Home Haircuts Since 1988
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] By Carrie Tinsley of Carrie On, Y’all This is a picture of me when I turned 10. I’m looking down at my birthday cake, and I have terrible bangs. This was a running theme throughout my childhood. When my bangs got too long for my taste, […]
Play Dates and Other Stuff That’s Wrong with Parents Today
When my son was in first grade, he announced that he wanted to invite some classmates over to play and that he needed to raid my stationary stash for invitations. Because this kid is constantly raiding my things for stuff to write on, I half-grumbled, “M’kay, whatever,” as I continued […]
5 Inventions That Make Indecisive People Crazy(er)
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] I am a somewhat of an indecisive person. Well, I think I am. I’m pretty sure. Um, yes. Yes, I am. If I am trying to put it in a good light, I say I’m very laid back or I’m flexible. The truth is, though, that […]
Funniest Memes on Pinterest Last Week
Pinterest is quite possibly one of the best places to find your daily dose of humor. Here are last week’s funniest memes on Pinterest. Be sure to check out each user’s boards for more hilarity! 1. Long story short [pin_widget url=”https://www.pinterest.com/pin/264093965625781437/”]2. Pizza baby [pin_widget url=”https://www.pinterest.com/pin/54606214207982708/”]3. Ummm… [pin_widget url=”https://www.pinterest.com/pin/543246773778584406/”]4. Photosynthesis [pin_widget […]
You’re Not Old Until You Feel Like a Child Predator in PacSun
I joke about being old. A lot. Thing is, I know I’m not really that old. I mean, I’m old insofar as my high school students might define the term. I’ve got crow’s feet and scowl lines. My skin is a little saggier than it used to be. I’m getting closer […]
9 Steps to Winning an Argument with a 3-Year-Old
Step 1: Look in the mirror Take a look at that poor sap in the mirror. Are there blood shot eyes? Make-up out of place? If so, do a quick fix-up. Three year olds are vicious and they will go for any perceived weakness to change the subject: “You […]
Mom’s Greatest Dream: A Hotel Room by Myself
What do peeing for however long you want, taking thirty minute showers, and not having to share bacon have in common? They’re all pipe dreams when you’re a parent. If you’ve ever dreamed of spending a single night to yourself without anybody hitting, spitting, or shitting, then this hilarious jam […]