Just after our oldest, Alister, was born, some friends of ours were telling us about how their son had managed to take his diaper off in the middle of the night, dip his hand in it, and paint the walls with his own excrement without them knowing until morning. Mr. […]
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List of People Who are Owed My Revenge
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Dear Diary, Me again. Was just thinking: I lost that list of people that I was going to get revenge on, so I guess I’ll start over. It was getting too long anyway. Person #1: Big Brother Jeremy (seems to be a fair place to start- […]
How to Grocery Shop with Kids
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] By Becci of Swords and Snoodles Do you find grocery shopping with your children stressful? Are you looking for some top tips on ways to make it less stressful? Well, you’ve come to the right place! For a complete stress-free grocery shop, make sure you go ALONE, […]
How Every Call with Customer Service Goes EVER
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Companies are so considerate when it comes to their customers, aren’t they? They even go so far as to provide customer service lines to help people troubleshoot product issues or ask questions. So thoughtful. If you’ve ever had the pleasure of calling customer service — doesn’t […]
MomBod v. DadBod: God (and Mrs. God) Weigh In
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Recently Jeremy McKeen of Nerdy Dad Shirt sat down with God and Mrs. God at their Maine home to ask about several topics, but mainly about the pressing matter of body issues, body shaming, and the meaning of life. JM: Thank you for having me. You have a […]
The Weirdest Things We’ve Found in Our Mom Purses
I found a toddler’s sock in my purse the other day. Just one. And it’s been two years since I’ve had a toddler in my home. One second I was reaching in there to get out my anxiety medication, and the next, I was pulling out a (most certainly dirty) […]
10 Ways I Am EXACTLY Like Kim Kardashian & You Might Be Too
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] I know what you’re thinking. How could a MOM blogger resemble Kim Kardashian in the least? I understand. I would probably pose the same question if I didn’t know better. And by better, I mean know that I’m not talking about looks here. I’m actually the […]
10 Hiding Places for Moms: A Practical Guide
Nope. This isn’t about how to kick your kid’s ass at hide and seek (though I’d totally read that post). It’s about the real deal, “I have to get the eff-out-of-here-before-I-lose- even-more-of-my-shit” hiding places for mothers. Mother-tested, mother-approved, here’s a list of ten places you can escape to when you’re […]