[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Dear Diary, Me again. Was just thinking: I lost that list of people that I was going to get revenge on, so I guess I’ll start over. It was getting too long anyway. Person #1: Big Brother Jeremy (seems to be a fair place to start- chances are he has held […]
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How to Grocery Shop with Kids
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] By Becci of Swords and Snoodles Do you find grocery shopping with your children stressful? Are you looking for some top tips on ways to make it less stressful? Well, you’ve come to the right place! For a complete stress-free grocery shop, make sure you go ALONE, and if that’s not possible, […]
How Every Call with Customer Service Goes EVER
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Companies are so considerate when it comes to their customers, aren’t they? They even go so far as to provide customer service lines to help people troubleshoot product issues or ask questions. So thoughtful. If you’ve ever had the pleasure of calling customer service — doesn’t matter for what, really: laptop […]
MomBod v. DadBod: God (and Mrs. God) Weigh In
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Recently Jeremy McKeen of Nerdy Dad Shirt sat down with God and Mrs. God at their Maine home to ask about several topics, but mainly about the pressing matter of body issues, body shaming, and the meaning of life. JM: Thank you for having me. You have a lovely home. GOD: It’s no […]
The Weirdest Things We’ve Found in Our Mom Purses
I found a toddler’s sock in my purse the other day. Just one. And it’s been two years since I’ve had a toddler in my home. One second I was reaching in there to get out my anxiety medication, and the next, I was pulling out a (most certainly dirty) toddler sock. I’d probably shrug […]
10 Ways I Am EXACTLY Like Kim Kardashian & You Might Be Too
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] I know what you’re thinking. How could a MOM blogger resemble Kim Kardashian in the least? I understand. I would probably pose the same question if I didn’t know better. And by better, I mean know that I’m not talking about looks here. I’m actually the complete opposite of Kim K., […]
10 Hiding Places for Moms: A Practical Guide
Nope. This isn’t about how to kick your kid’s ass at hide and seek (though I’d totally read that post). It’s about the real deal, “I have to get the eff-out-of-here-before-I-lose- even-more-of-my-shit” hiding places for mothers. Mother-tested, mother-approved, here’s a list of ten places you can escape to when you’re in a hurry and can’t actually […]
10 Tips for Surviving the Year-End Field Trip
The time is upon us. We have survived another year (pardon me if that seems presumptuous, but if you are reading this I am going to make assumptions about your vital signs.) As a reward for the hard work you have done all year in getting your child to school, remembering show and tell, and […]