[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] By Shane Allen To cut, or not to cut? That is the question. For most, it’s a simple yes or no. But ask the extremist group called “Intactivists” – who equate the removal of foreskin with beheading a journalist – and the protracted and verbose ‘Nooooooooo!’ is screamed in your face […]
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11 Rules for My Massage Therapist
I got a massage today. I have some new rules for the therapist. 1. Don’t ask me what I do for a living and then insult my profession by telling me how horrible your teachers were when you were a kid. Especially don’t tell me all about how you told your English teacher she would be […]
5 Things that are Awesome about Turning 30
It’s my birthday. I’m 30. Shit. I know what you’re thinking. These days, 30 is not a big deal. 30 is young. Plenty of 30-somethings still don’t have kids (though I don’t seem to be friends with many of them). Plenty of 30-somethings still go out and party (though not past about 9:00, because we […]
Brown Bags and Baby Batter
Originally Published by Harmony Hobbs on Modern Mommy Madness You haven’t lived until you’ve hauled three small children to the Urologist’s office to drop off a brown paper bag containing your husband’s semen. I’m just saying. Now, you’re probably wondering why I was the one dropping off the sample, instead of the person who created […]
Love in a Time of E. Coli
Originally Published by Jessica Rapisarda on Welcome to the Bundle When you’re standing at the altar, repeating, “For richer, for poorer. In sickness and in health,” you’re probably thinking some combination of, “Spanx make me sweaty,” “My nipple might be showing,” “I want booze,” and “I should be paying attention.” Or maybe you really are […]
8 Crazy Things I Can’t Stand About My Family
I am absolutely sure every one of us, including the people I am about to put on blast, has a pet peeve regarding the bodies they have to share space with. Frankly, I couldn’t care less what they might gripe about because, hey, I’m writing this. They probably won’t ever read it anyway. 🙂 I […]
Ask Lola: Help! My Son Won’t Stop Touching Himself
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] It’s time for the second installment of Ask Lola! I was so happy about the success of the first that I was afraid I might never be able to dispense such glorious wisdom again, but then I remembered that I am practically overflowing with sage advice for the masses, so I […]
4 Reasons Why Marriage Is Disgusting and That’s a Good Thing
The other morning around 5 am, I was about to get under the covers after getting up to pee (without shutting the door). As I began to crawl into the comfortably warm bed, my husband let out a long, drawn-out, high-pitched fart. Now maybe the more refined ladies among you would have scolded your spouse […]