Although it is no secret that parents make sacrifices for their kids, it is hard to completely comprehend unless you are a parent yourself. Since having my first baby, I have found myself thinking of my own mother when things get a little crazy, like while I’m wiping pee off […]
Author: Brook Hall
A Snarky Mom’s Guide To Children’s Toys & The Christmas Season
My kids play with their “toys” for about 2% of the day — just enough time to pull them all out and make a mess. They spend the rest of their day following me around, saying things like: “Mama, whatcha doing?” “Mama, where is Daddy?” “Mama, what is that noise?” […]
Lies All Parents Tell Their Children
Whether you like to think of yourself as a completely honest parent or you go all out with Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, I think we all can agree we have told a little white lie to our kids a time or two. Sometimes they are […]
16 Undeniable Laws of Motherhood
When you become a mom, you learn all about the Laws of Motherhood right away. These laws don’t make any sense, but they are fact. Maybe our kids hate us, maybe it is payback for all the trouble we gave our own mothers, or maybe we lost so many brain […]
I Don’t Know How Many Kids We’ll Have, and That’s OK
My son stopped sleeping this week. Like literally just stopped. I put him to bed, crawled into my own bed, rolled over and there he was standing there, staring at me. It’s freaky. Needless to say, I am tired. After a night of zero hours of sleep, I decided it was a […]
You Know You’re a Mom at The Grocery Store When…
Everyone can tell you’re a mom when you’re out shopping. Here’s how: 1. Your purse is full of toys, diapers, sippy cups and goldfish. 2. You drive around for a long time in order to get a parking spot next to a cart corral. 3. You can stack your groceries […]
15 Things I Have Learned About Coffee Since Having Babies
If there is one thing all parents can agree on, it’s that we are all exhausted. We can all use a little big pick-me-up from time to time (all the time). Coffee has become my best friend since having kids. It’s the one thing I can rely on to always be […]
17 BS Things People Say to Moms and What They Want to Say Back
These are real life things people have said to me in public places. I’m sure most of us hear at least one of these remarks every time we leave the house. I bite my tongue and smile politely with a humble response (usually), but the responses in my head are […]