So they’ll come, have wild sex, and cover every last inch of land across 3 states for weeks.
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Crayola Celebrates Diversity With A New Line of Skin-Tone Color Crayons
The little girl in me who spent hours cooped up in her room with her coloring books is geeked!
Bart Simpson Hired to Compile List of Grads for Mississippi Governor
Pro-tip: make sure to wink after you say the name so the kids will know you’re lit af.
Sign Language to Get You Through a Global Pandemic
Lucky for us, seven of these hearing impaired men and women have agreed to share their expertise with YouTube channel Cut in the form of an instructional video.
Ikea Reminds Customers Not to Masturbate in Store Thanks to Viral Video
There’s the saying “Strike while the iron’s hot”, however, most of us know that that sentiment doesn’t apply when it comes to taming the beav’ in public.
Robodog Named SPOT Proves we are Living in a Dystopian Sci-fi Novel
Timid around dogs? You may actually enjoy Robo SPOT’s company. After all, he never sheds and, having no face of his own, he can’t lick yours.
That Woman From Michigan Is Blowing Up
If you’re not from The Great Lakes state or dabble in gubernatorial trivia, you probably not familiar with Gretchen Whitmer AKA Big Gretch AKA That Woman From Michigan.
You Can Now ‘Buy Booze’ for the Cop who Arrested ‘Supreme Karen’
Sara Walton Brady is an anti-vaxxer, arrested while protesting a state-wide shut down in front of a group of children at a public park that was CLOSED.