By Tracy DeBlois of Orange & Silver The children of Redmond, WA resident Patsy Burton report that she’s driving them bat shit trying to get them to see the bright side in every situation. According to daughter Allie, 14, any time one of the three children complains about something, their mother has […]
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Study Confirms Moms in Yoga Pants Not Actually Doing Yoga
Recent reports have started to surface, leading some to question whether moms wearing yoga pants in public have actually just come from a yoga studio where they participated in a yoga class. After hearing some rumblings by professionally-dressed moms in a Scottsdale, Arizona Starbucks late last year, Stephen Binning, […]
Teen Not Spanked as a Child, Still Graduates High School
The seniors at JFK High School were surprised to discover one of their fellow graduates, Ted Coleman, was never spanked as a child. His mother, Andrea Coleman, has opened up for the first time about her parenting decision. “Other moms in our community told me that he would end […]
Parents Plan Blow-Out Potty Party
By Jocelyn Jane Cox of The Home Tome Narson, NY– In order to celebrate poop, pee, and the joys of putting them in the potty, one New York couple has decided to host a Potty Party next weekend. Their toddler, Angus, will be the guest of honor. “This is a big deal! […]
8 Steps to Becoming the Ultimate Woman
By Susan Masciopinto of Mommy Dearest, Inc. Nothing infuriates me more than a panel of privileged, white men telling me what I can or cannot have. I’ve read numerous articles and studies about how a woman must choose between work and raising a child and how, even when she does, she’ll […]
How to Win the Mom Wars
By Sarah Coulter Gremley of Fully Caffeinated Canadian Mom There’s a dark side to the internet. Articles, commentaries and memes with smoke-filled comment sections booming with the battle cries of the fiercest warriors on earth: Moms. You’ve tried so hard to avoid this, vowed you would never yield to picking up a weapon and mowing down […]
Hospital Patient Eats Entire Meal, Staff in Shock
This week, a longtime nurse in the maternity ward at Our Lady of Perpetual Stress witnessed a patient devouring her evening meal. “At first I assumed she was eating an overpriced dinner from the restaurant across the street,” said the nurse. “But I didn’t spot a single take-out container […]
6 Amazing Life Hacks Using Your Child’s Dirty Diaper
By Sage K. Penn Are you a mom? Then you know the urgent need to make your life easier and more time efficient. If you are truly a good person, you also care about the environment and are passionate about limiting your carbon footprint. You probably think that cloth diapers […]