By Liv of Live By Surprise #BabyBuddhaSucks is now trending on social media after twenty-two-and-a-half month old Chase Logan Preston the Third of Metropolis, Missouri had his brain completely sucked out of his head by his well-meaning mother while using a BabyBuddha Booger Blaster device on April 10th. The child […]
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Angry Mom Avoids Posting Nasty Comment, Life as We Know It Persists
By Emily Ramirez of Hold Me, Don’t Hold Me An angry mom in Decatur surprised everyone yesterday when she chose not to leave a nasty comment on an article posted to friend’s Facebook feed regarding breastfeeding in public. [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] Known for her tendency to start every comment with, “That’s just […]
Foot Contouring for Your Preschooler
By Michelle Poston Combs of Rubber Shoes In Hell Exciting news! Baby Luvs Mommy has added Foot Contouring to their menu of services. Baby Luvs Mommy provides a relaxed, nurturing atmosphere for mommies and babies to bond. Baby Luvs Mommy combines educational play with exclusive spa services, providing balance, which […]
Handsome Celebs in 11-Way Tie for Title of “Best Dad Ever”
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid We’ve searched high and low for the best dad ever, but this year our judges* couldn’t name just one, so it’s an 11-way tie! Here are the best dads in the world: Who: Ryan Reynolds You may know him from: The Proposal, Deadpool Why is […]
Extreme Couponing: The Real Deal
By Gina Ballentine of MrsMuffintop.com After binge watching Extreme Couponing on Netflix while my daughters were playing in the sandbox at the neighbor’s house (you know, the one with all the cats?), I said to myself, “Hey! Why should those crazy bitches be the only ones to walk away with $300 […]
Mother Admits to Never Feeling Guilty, Children Removed from Home
By Rebecca Lang of BeckyRebecca.com Local mother LeeAnn Stilwell is under investigation after telling friends and coworkers that she never experiences Mom Guilt, defined as a mother’s ongoing feeling that she is never doing enough for her children. Stilwell’s three children, all under the age of 10, were removed from the […]
Product Review: Macaroni Necklace
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid Last Mother’s Day my kids made me a macaroni necklace, and I have a few complaints to lodge. To start, the craftsmanship was shoddy at best. A few of the noodles had chunks bitten out of them, and it appears they ran out of string […]
I’m on Paw-Ternity Leave
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid Hi Friends, This is an update following the pregnancy announcement I sent out. Scooter has been born and we finally got to take him to his forever home. I’m officially on paw-ternity leave. For those of you unfamiliar with paw-ternity leave, it is a special […]