A local father is feeling very relieved after he began to question whether he’d lost his toddler while his wife was away. “I was pretty excited to finally spend some time with my son. My wife is always home with him. When she told me she’d like to visit […]
A Utah mother of three said yes when her husband suggested they take a vacation with the kids. All she heard was the word “vacation,” so she didn’t think things all the way through until it was time to start packing. As she hauled the suitcases up from the […]
By Shya Gibbons of Vintage Dreams With A Modern Twist Valerie Felicity Frizzle was finally apprehended this week, after a decades-long investigation against her finally came to an end, which resulted in charges of child endangerment, kidnapping, transporting minors across celestial borders, and countless more. Frizzle has many known aliases, which […]
By Anna Gracia of TheSnarkyReviewer.com Millions of moms across America are nodding in agreement with the New York Times’ super insightful article, “Want to Be Happy? Buy More Takeout and Hire a Maid, Study Suggests.” “Of course!” exclaimed Deborah Whitaker, pizza delivery driver and mother of four. “Why didn’t I think […]
By Jennifer Worrell of Meaningful Connections “I had no idea you really could get your panties in a wad, but you can,” said Ron Wilson, one of the local firefighters at Station 14. “And it’s dangerous.” Theodosia Wynn, area helicopter mom, had to be released from her tangled drawers near the […]
This month, Guinness World Records named a new “Netflix Selection” champion. Unbelievable as it may seem, it happened: the previous record of 3.5 hours was shattered by a Minneapolis threenager when she made a decision, and chose a Netflix movie. Just a mere three hours. That’s all it took […]
If you’re a boy mom, you know that once you start potty training, your bathrooms will look and smell like a thing of nightmares. Urine-drenched nightmares. Cleaning the bathroom is a chore I have listed alongside things like changing a baboon’s diaper after a recent bout of food poisoning […]
By Andrew Knott of Explorations of Ambiguity Sometimes I think about what I would tell the younger version of myself if I could travel back in time. I’m in my 50s now and my three kids are all out in the world. When I come home from work at night, the house […]