Marie Kondo’s Netflix show ‘Tidying Up’ is all the rage lately. People can’t wait to declutter and purge unnecessary stress and anxiety from their lives. I am one of them. Following her signature advice to toss that which does not spark joy, the show traces Kondo’s experiences helping families get […]
Author: Lola Lolita
Goop Wants You to Put Coffee Up Your A** and No, We’re Not Kidding
Sweet flippety fuckdragons, does Gwyneth Paltrow have a line she is unwilling to cross? Apparently not. Because it appears she’s no longer concerned with us steaming and shoving eggs up our clam salads. Now her lifestyle brand, Goop, wants us to toss our other salads, recommending we introduce caffeine into […]
People Are Arguing About Whether Seinfeld Is Offensive and C’mon, Everyone, Get It Together
In a widely shared and hotly debated article titled “These 13 Jokes From ‘Seinfeld’ Are Super Offensive Now — Yes, That Includes The ‘Soup Nazi,’” Bustle writer Angelica Florio argues that everyone’s favorite “show about nothing” doesn’t hold up some 30 years since its debut, to the praise and chagrin […]
The Comments on This Swimsuit Ad Will Have You Begging for Mercy
Hold your clam flaps, folks, because you’re about to lose all control once you see the comments on this swimsuit ad making the social media rounds. The ad, posted by Beginning Boutique on Facebook, features a young gal in a cropped t-shirt-style swim top (I’m sure there’s an official word […]
People Reveal Red Flags That Make Someone Untrustworthy
When you meet someone new, there’s an awkward adjustment period where you’re both getting a feel for one another, deciding whether you have enough in common to foster a relationship or so little in common that it’s not worth it. You’re sizing each other up, analyzing every word and micro-expression, […]
‘Baby Bangs’ Are 2019’s Hottest Trend Because We Learned Nothing in 1st Grade Apparently
We’re not even into the full swing of the new year yet and already people are declaring some unrealistically attainable shit to be one of the hottest hair trends of ’19. ‘Baby Bangs’ are apparently making a comeback, but not for unsupervised 6-year-olds who have sneakily gotten hold of Mom’s […]
My Resolutions Have F**k All To Do With Anyone But Myself
It’s the time of year where people both make and break their lofty New Year’s resolutions. Personally, I’ve never been into resolutions myself. That’s because anytime I’ve attempted them, I’ve fallen completely flat on my face trying to stick with them. So I never bother anymore. But this year is […]
Grandma-to-Be Announces Pregnancy on Social Media Without Permission
Having a baby is one of the most stressful and exciting experiences of a parent’s life. While there are certainly a lot of things that can make expectant parents nervous or stressed — morning sickness; shopping for essentials; health concerns for both baby and mother; and worries about finances, childcare, […]