Scoring the perfect babysitter is a lot like finding a purple unicorn that poops gold — as in it’s damn near impossible. Which is why once you DO snag one, you should do everything in your power to keep him or her. Including, oh, I don’t know, PAYING THEM. One […]
Author: Lola Lolita
Online Grade Books Are Dangerously Stressing Students, Parents, and Teachers
lf you have a child in middle or high school, you’re probably familiar with online grade books: Those instant-access tools that offer students and parents immediate updates on grades and even upcoming assignments and assessments. And while their intent is a positive one — to offer stakeholders access to as […]
New Debate: Does Grover Drop the F-Bomb on Sesame Street?
Nothing quite bands us together like a debate about something that doesn’t really matter in the first place. First, there was the blue dress (or gold, or pink, or whatever colors some people claimed to see). Then there was Yanny vs Laurel (it’s Laurel, by the way, but whatever). Now? […]
These Funny Memes About the New Year Are Relatable AF
You’ve survived the decorating, the planning, the present-buying, the cooking, the family gatherings, the never-ending messes, and the utter exhaustion of the holidays. There’s only one more thing to make it through: the new year. New Year’s Eve always has this air of expectation surrounding it. You’ve got to plan […]
Santa Removes Beard, Screams, “Get the F**k Out!” At Kids’ Christmas Party
A St. Ives, England Santa is garnering a lot of attention after ripping off his beard and screaming, “Get the fuck out!” during a neighborhood Christmas event last week. The Santa Claus — who, accompanied by his “Chief Snowman,” was at a community center meet-and-greet to pose with area children […]
These Comments on Tenaha PD Drug Bust Image Will Have You Rolling
The Tenaha Police Department in Tenaha, Texas is making headlines with their December 3 raid on a home yielding “marijuana, prescription pills, drug paraphernalia, packaging materials, guns, and cash.” According to KTRE 9, the police arrested 3 suspects in connection with the crimes, all of whom are being charged with state-jail felony […]
Man’s $4,000 Middle Finger Statue in Front Yard Is Peak Savagery
What do you do when your town has been putting you through the wringer for 10 years? Why, erect a giant, wooden middle finger and set it atop a 16 foot pole in your front yard, of course. I mean, obviously. Ted Pelkey of Vermont did just that after years […]
CDC Says No Raw Cookie Dough. Anything Else, Buzzkills?
The CDC is urging people not to eat raw cookie dough or baking mixes, including brownies, muffins, cakes, cupcakes, pancakes, anything delicious really. Raw eggs and flour can potentially cause E. coli infections and salmonella poisoning, they warn, the results of which can lead to serious illness and even death. […]