The Tenaha Police Department in Tenaha, Texas is making headlines with their December 3 raid on a home yielding “marijuana, prescription pills, drug paraphernalia, packaging materials, guns, and cash.” According to KTRE 9, the police arrested 3 suspects in connection with the crimes, all of whom are being charged with state-jail felony possession of marijuana.
The news station posted the image of the officers and the results of their raid on its Facebook page with a link to the news story.
It didn’t take long for commenters to swoop in with their assessment of the drug bust, and I’m not lying when I tell you I almost fell on the floor laughing. Here are just a few of our favorites:
Sick. This is Playskool’s My First Dealer set.
Felony charges? For what impersonating a drug dealer?
I’ve seen bigger drug busts on paw patrol.
Just look at those bargain brand sandwich bags– standin there GUILTY as Hell! 😂
A bag of Romaine lettuce more dangerous than that whole table
“Largest sandwich bag bust in Tenaha since they took down the dollar general in ‘92”
The fact that an empty pill bottle made the cut
They got caught literally one hour after making the decision to become drug dealers
Why they take a birds nest lol
IS THIS A FERRERO ROCHER?!
All I see is $50, a bag of sage, and some bb guns. Which one of my little cousins did y’all bust…? lmao
Glad their perp didn’t have a change jar cuz alllllll them pennies woulda been layed out. Lol
If they don’t give these people their $32.79 and homegrown oregano back.
Dont let this distract you from the fact that Brads wife was fired from cracker barrel after years of faithful service
Ain’t nobody got thyme for this
The only crack I see…
I found a picture of them NECKS to the criminal.
And perhaps my personal favorite:
There’s no doubt our officers serve our communities well and risk their lives doing it every day. For that, we should all be eternally grateful. There is a lot of good work being done by those who protect and serve. Without them, our lives wouldn’t be the same.
But you also can’t deny that this comment section is funny as hell.
Thank you, Tenaha PD, for bringing people of varying faiths, cultures, and creeds together this holiday season to enjoy the one thing we all have in common: a desire to laugh.
To see the original Facebook post and check out more hilarious commentary, have a gander below.